Albert Stink

Albert Stink
Image by Jonahman10
Basic Information
Team	New York Millennials
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.1)
Pitching	(3.0)
Defense	(2.7)
Running	(2.2)
Modifications	NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Cap ●
Dates Active	April 23 - 25, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Running the bases
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Love
Fate	92

Albert Stink is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Stink has previously played for the New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Stink joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β17, Day 87, Stink joined the Millennials' active roster as a result of the Fax Machine ballpark modification, swapping with Sandie Carver.

During the Season β17 elections, Stink retreated to the Millennials' Shadows as a result of the Millennials' Move will.

During the Season β22 elections, Stink gained the Negative modification as a result of the Darkside Flip blessing.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Stink fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Community Lore

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Albert Stink's Identity

Stories swirl about Albert Stink in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-92.83...

Albert Stink is a philosophy major from NYU who awoke one morning finding they had transformed into a stinkbug. After Stink's first official Blaseball game, they had said, "Some metamorphosis this turned out to be," before returning to the dugout and greeting the active Millennials roster.

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