Sassy Bribes

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Sassy Bribes
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Dallas Steaks
Former Team(s)	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Static
Batting	(4.2)
Pitching	(2.8)
Defense	(3.9)
Running	(2.9)
Modifications	Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static.  Static  Static
Dates Active	Jan 24, 2022–Feb 6, 2022
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Delusions of grandeur
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	89
Soulscream	AIAHHAIAHHAIEAOAIEAOAIIIEAAIIEAAI
Other Background Information
Heliolatric Zodiac	Found Catachresis

Sassy Bribes was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks, and competed in Gamma 4 until they were Charged and gained the Static modification.

Official League Records

Bribes was first seen as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.

On Gamma 4, Season 1, Day 123, Bribes and Skylar Blanks of the Hellmouth Sunbeams swapped teams in the Feedback. However, when the game ended each player continued to play for their respective original team while being listed as a player of their new team on their player pages. The inconsistencies between the player pages and rosters were corrected later in the week with Bribes having completed one at-bat for the Sunbeams.

During the Charges election, Bribes gained the Static modification as a result of the Dallas Steaks' Charge will, and was removed from the Dallas Steaks' roster. Bribes received three copies of the modification, along with every other Charged player.

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