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| − | At [[Latesiesta]] of [[Season 14]], the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-[[Max Betmint|"acquired"]] [[PsychoAcoustics]] system in [[The Meadow|the Meadow]]. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty [[Leach Ingram|Five Loko]] cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house | + | At [[Latesiesta]] of [[Season 14]], the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-[[Max Betmint|"acquired"]] [[PsychoAcoustics]] system in [[The Meadow|the Meadow]]. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty [[Leach Ingram|Five Loko]] cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house]]. When asked for their name, they {{#choose:just shrugged|said they didn't remember|simply replied with "Wyatt"|replied "what's it to you"}}. <!-- never got to pick a proper one. --> |
| − | XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a {{#choose:mild|severe}} headache | + | XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a {{#choose:mild|severe}} headache. On {{#choose:[[Wyatt Mason IX|Day 77]]|[[Wyatt Mason XI|Day 77]]}}, the headache <choose uncached=""><option>lessened ever so slightly</option><option>got a little worse</option></choose>. |
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, uncertain of their longevity, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. <!-- ...and how'd that work out for you? -->[[Oscar Vaughan]] offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII {{#choose:hesitantly accepted|declined|didn't really know how to react to|quickly made their own}}. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing. <!-- i could have been nicer to him. he did try his best. even if his best kinda sucked. but like, who childlocks their bathroom sink, anyway? the hell, dude... --> | Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, uncertain of their longevity, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. <!-- ...and how'd that work out for you? -->[[Oscar Vaughan]] offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII {{#choose:hesitantly accepted|declined|didn't really know how to react to|quickly made their own}}. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing. <!-- i could have been nicer to him. he did try his best. even if his best kinda sucked. but like, who childlocks their bathroom sink, anyway? the hell, dude... --> | ||
| − | As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at [[Hewitt Best]] and [[Marco Stink]]'s apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young {{#choose:man|boy|kid|child|teen|entity|apparition}}, getting to know them{{#choose: while he could|}}, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. {{#choose:Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|[[Marco Stink|Wyatts Mason]]}} simply stared at them, intrigued, listening. <!-- well, there was always more to him than you'd think. --> | + | As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at [[Hewitt Best]] and [[Marco Stink]]'s apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young {{#choose:man|boy|kid|child|teen|entity|apparition}}, getting to know them{{#choose: while he could|}}, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. {{#choose:Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|Marco Stink|[[Marco Stink|Wyatts Mason]]}} {{#choose:simply stared at them, intrigued, listening|tried to keep up|wasn't much for conversation, though|did his best|felt weird about all of this}}. <!-- well, there was always more to him than you'd think. --> |
XIII also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | XIII also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | ||
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should have tried harder. couldn't focus. too loud. two, five, breckenridge-- too fucking loud. too far away. i choked. i'm sorry. | should have tried harder. couldn't focus. too loud. two, five, breckenridge-- too fucking loud. too far away. i choked. i'm sorry. | ||
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| − | + | Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. | |
| − | Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}<!-- they said it'd have been easier with izzie, but she was in mexico or something? they never told me what that was about. -->. [[PolkaDot Zavala]] promised to teach them {{#choose:eyeliner|mascara}}, {{#choose:but something came up|but forgot|but they taught themselves first, just to flex|and they had a great time}}. [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded<!-- still counted. -->|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor<!-- hot take, but? original green. can't beat that. -->}}. | + | The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. |
| + | They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. | ||
| + | They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}<!-- they said it'd have been easier with izzie, but she was in mexico or something? they never told me what that was about. -->. | ||
| + | [[PolkaDot Zavala]] promised to teach them {{#choose:eyeliner|mascara}}, {{#choose:but something came up|but forgot|but they taught themselves first, just to flex|and they had a great time}}. | ||
| + | [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded<!-- still counted. -->|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor<!-- hot take, but? original green. can't beat that. -->}}. | ||
| − | On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the [[Shoe Thieves]]. They {{#choose:didn't want to go|were excited to play|were unresponsive that morning|didn't seem to mind|felt more homesick than ever}}. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day. <!-- | + | On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the [[Shoe Thieves]]. They {{#choose:didn't want to go|were excited to play|were unresponsive that morning|didn't seem to mind|felt more {{#choose:[[Los Angeli|homesick]]|[[Kansas_City_FreshDome|homesick]]|[[Modifications#Static|homesick]]}} than ever}}. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day. <!-- |
they say good things never happen in charleston. well, i'm not sure that's true. | they say good things never happen in charleston. well, i'm not sure that's true. | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | * XIII | + | * When XIII localized, they left a large hole in the roof of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]], next to the [[Jessica Telephone|existing, even larger hole]]. No one really feels like repairing it. <!-- what, out of principle, or out of budget cuts? --> |
* XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | * XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | ||
* [[Rodriguez Internet]] gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since. | * [[Rodriguez Internet]] gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since. | ||
Latest revision as of 07:43, 25 November 2021
At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house. When asked for their name, they said they didn't remember.
XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a mild headache. On Day 77, the headache lessened ever so slightly.
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, uncertain of their longevity, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII declined. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing.
As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young apparition, getting to know themwhile he could, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. Marco Stink tried to keep up.
XIII also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they have a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that sad?
On Day 78, XIII pitched their last game of their confusing life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Milo Brown took them out for pancakes after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to last forever.
Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were someone. The team's shared playlist had been blessed. They made peace with the voices in their head. They tried their hand at cooking. It went ...not terrible. PolkaDot Zavala promised to teach them mascara, and they had a great time. Leach Ingram was, uh, well, yeah, you know.
On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the Shoe Thieves. They didn't want to go. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day.
Trivia
- When XIII localized, they left a large hole in the roof of Pudge's house on fifth base, next to the existing, even larger hole. No one really feels like repairing it.
- XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
- Rodriguez Internet gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since.
- XIII is... friends? with the Spearmint? Somehow???
- While their eyes normally glow a bright pink, they always wear black-tinted contacts, darkening it to a deep red.
- "Meet the one and only Tilly Hendy" [sic] was the only item on their bucket list.
- The microwave at the clubhouse would always make XIII glitch out a little, should anyone reheat their lunch in their vicinity.
- The night before they'd pitch their game, they wrote "time to show the preps once and for all" on the locker room whiteboard.
