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Miki Santana was a hitter for the [[Houston Spies]] who played for the team from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 3]]. Santana was incinerated on during a game against the [[Seattle Garages]] on Day 76 of Season 3, and replaced by [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]].
 
Miki Santana was a hitter for the [[Houston Spies]] who played for the team from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 3]]. Santana was incinerated on during a game against the [[Seattle Garages]] on Day 76 of Season 3, and replaced by [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]].
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==

Revision as of 03:52, 16 September 2020

Miki Santana was a hitter for the Houston Spies who played for the team from Season 1 to Season 3. Santana was incinerated on during a game against the Seattle Garages on Day 76 of Season 3, and replaced by Fitzgerald Blackburn.

Official League Records

Santana has no notable events in the official record books.

History

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Santana is the alleged scion of the music industry power couple █████████ and █████████. While Santana's purported parents have not publicly acknowledged having any children, their reclusive habits make secret offspring plausible. █████████ and █████████'s halftime performance during the Spies' playoff win against the Hades Tigers in Season 1 only served to further propagate rumors of a connection.

She will be dearly missed.

Rumors that the body found at the scene of her incineration actually belonged to one "Mimi Santana" were quickly dispelled by the commissioner's office[1]. If Miki Santana did assume a false identity, leave town, and is currently enjoying her retirement on a beach somewhere, there's absolutely no evidence of such a thing.

  1. "Saddened to learn of the sudden passing of Spies hitter Mimi Santana. May their memories live on in Island Time." [1]