Lou Roseheart

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Lou Roseheart is a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Rosehart's defense rating increased by .

During the Coffee Cup, Roseheart played for FWXBC as a pitcher.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The youngest of the legendary Roseheart family of athletes, Loucinde "Lou" Roseheart was born to Barnabas and Handlebar Roseheart in 1882 before stealing a temporal rift as a child and landing in the modern day Fire House.

After a brief stint where she followed in her parents' footsteps as a pro wrestling tag team (alongside her partner, her own corporeal shadow), she joined the Chicago Firefighters when she leapt from the stands onto the field to catch a fly ball. Then-coach Henshley Fingerlicks immediately signed her to the team in order to count the play as an out for the Firefighters. She has been stealing hearts ever since, both figuratively and literally, from Paulina Meat Market on Lincoln Avenue.

She carved her own bat from a mockernut hickory tree that fell in her backyard during the great storm. In the off-season she bakes bread and tends to her vegetable garden in Lincoln Square.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 630.

Trivia

  • The entire plot of the game Persona 5 is loosely based on Lou Roseheart's actions on December 17th, 2012
  • After several excellent plays with fellow batter Rivers Rosa, some fans have started to call the pair "the twin roses of Chicago."

Fan Art