Jasper Blather

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Jasper Blather
Basic Information
Team	Ohio Worms
Former Team(s)	Core Mechanics, Mexico City Wild Wings, Houston Spies
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(2.8)
Pitching	(3.3)
Defense	(3.9)
Running	(2.5)
Modifications	Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.
Items	Air Ring ●●
Dates Active	Mar 9, 2021 - present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spitting
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Love
Fate	65

Jasper Blather is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Blather has previously played for the Core Mechanics, Mexico City Wild Wings, and Houston Spies.

Official League Records

Blather joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics on Season 13, Day 30 after the incineration of Hands Scoresburg. During the Season 13 elections, Blather gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Mechanics' Revoke will.

During the Season 18 elections, Blather wandered to the Houston Spies due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season 19 elections, Blather wandered to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to the Roamin' modification.

Overview

Jasper Blather is a former Archivist of B.A.C.K. and current Player of Blaseball for the Houston Spies, having Roamed to the spies as of Season 18. Jasper's primary focus as an Archivist prior to becoming a Blaseball player was in literary works and public outreach, enjoying the moniker of "librarian," though the more 'proper' Core term is library mechanic.

Jasper Blather has a deep love of rap music, and likes to rap, despite being very poor at it. Jasper keeps up with most modern rap, and also enjoys more classic takes. The primary failing of Jasper is that Jasper does not have any flow, and thus even the best written rap is delivered poorly, albeit with enthusiasm. Jasper is a good musician with other instruments, and enjoys writing pieces that ey then raps over.

Appearance

Jasper Blather is a partial earth elemental, and as a result has "horns" and "scutes" as well as vitiligo that is made up of unrefined ore, such as but not limited to bauxite and sperrylite.

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