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Howell Franklin has distinguished themselves by being deeply mysterious, even by the standards of a shady and inscrutable organisation such as the [[Houston Spies]]. Franklin has never been publicly known to engage in any form of activity, style of fashion, usage of language, bodily movement, or any other recognisable signification which communicates anything whatsoever about themselves -  a true enigma. It has yet to be conclusively established that they even play blaseball, and they are on a blaseball team. Nobody knows what their deal is, or if it's even possible to know what their deal is.
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For much of league history, Howell Franklin had distinguished themselves by being deeply mysterious, even by the standards of a shady and inscrutable organisation such as the [[Houston Spies]].  
  
Some Spies fans affectionately refer to their stadium as "Howell's Moving Castle", but this is thought to be because it sounds like the name of a well-known book/film rather than any particular association relating to Franklin.
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Unfortunately for the Spies, this state of affairs changed when Franklin blew their cover as a cook at the stadium of the Mexico City Wild Wings. While on an innocent fact finding mission after hours in the players' locker room, Franklin had an encounter with the Wild Wings' Jose Haley, ending in Franklin contracting Haley's werewolfism. As of press release, Franklin is the second werewolf blaseball player in the history of the splort.
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While both parties claim that the bite was the result of an accidental trip and fall, teeth first, many rumors have spread about the bite originating from a spicy night of redacted activities, both literally and figuratively saucy. This is complicated by the fact that the normally discreet Franklin has been sighted many times in seedy areas of Mexico City near the Wild Wings' stadium, despite the fact that their as of yet uncontrolled transformations have resulted in multiple blown covers and their removal from undercover operation.
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Both players disavow the rumors, but with a team as inscrutable as the Spies, who can say?
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Despite their transformations being reported to cause not insignificant chaos among the Spies, Franklin refuses to ask Haley to show them how to control it, citing a wish to discourage speculation. Players on rival teams at risk of getting torn apart by Franklin's raging wolf form have set up an outcry to league officials, but there is no existing regulation addressing an existing condition which, up until recently, only one relatively manageable player was afflicted with.{{Template:SpiesNav}}
  
 
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Revision as of 23:07, 29 August 2020

Howell Franklin is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Franklin currently has no notable events in the official record books.

History

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For much of league history, Howell Franklin had distinguished themselves by being deeply mysterious, even by the standards of a shady and inscrutable organisation such as the Houston Spies.

Unfortunately for the Spies, this state of affairs changed when Franklin blew their cover as a cook at the stadium of the Mexico City Wild Wings. While on an innocent fact finding mission after hours in the players' locker room, Franklin had an encounter with the Wild Wings' Jose Haley, ending in Franklin contracting Haley's werewolfism. As of press release, Franklin is the second werewolf blaseball player in the history of the splort. While both parties claim that the bite was the result of an accidental trip and fall, teeth first, many rumors have spread about the bite originating from a spicy night of redacted activities, both literally and figuratively saucy. This is complicated by the fact that the normally discreet Franklin has been sighted many times in seedy areas of Mexico City near the Wild Wings' stadium, despite the fact that their as of yet uncontrolled transformations have resulted in multiple blown covers and their removal from undercover operation. Both players disavow the rumors, but with a team as inscrutable as the Spies, who can say? Despite their transformations being reported to cause not insignificant chaos among the Spies, Franklin refuses to ask Haley to show them how to control it, citing a wish to discourage speculation. Players on rival teams at risk of getting torn apart by Franklin's raging wolf form have set up an outcry to league officials, but there is no existing regulation addressing an existing condition which, up until recently, only one relatively manageable player was afflicted with.