Fireproof

Fireproof
Description	Player: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.
Duration	Season (Team) Armor (Player)
Target(s)	Team or Player
Cause(s)	Blessing

Fireproof is a Player and Team Modification first seen in Season 6.

Effects

When a Player or a Team has the Fireproof modification, they are unable to be Incinerated by Umpires. When an Umpire tries to Incinerate a player, the follow message plays out:

Rouge Umpire tried to incinerate (player), but they're Fireproof! The Umpire was incinerated instead!

History

The Fireproof modificaiton was first seen in the Season 6 Election. During this Election, the Blessing Fireproof Jacket was offered with this description: Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations. The Seattle Garages won the Blessing with the following description:

• Fireproof Jacket blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Oliver Mueller gained the Fireproof Jacket.
  • The Garages had 4% of the votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 47% of the vote. 15,687 votes were cast.

In the Season 7 Election, the Blessing Scorpler's Jacket was offered, giving another Fireproof Item to another player. The Canada Moist Talkers won the Blessing, giving Jesús Koch the new Item with the following description:

• Scorpler's Jacket blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Jesús Koch gained Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket.
  • The Moist Talkers had 3% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidders with 45% of the votes. 35,551 votes were cast.

The Season 8 Election was the first instance of Fireproof being a Team Modification. The Blessing Anti Burnout was offered, with the description: Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season. The Hades Tigers won the Blessing as follows:

• Anti Burnout blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • The Tigers have covered themselves with Fire-Resistant Foam, and will be immune to Incinerations next season.
  • The Team had 10% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 26% of the votes. 90,972 votes were cast.

This instance of Team wide Fireproof was only Seasonal. Fireproof was next seen as a Permanent Team Modification during the Season 10 Election with the Blessing Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream, with the description: Rub it in. Your Team is permanently Fireproof. The Hades Tigers also won this blessing as follows:

• Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • The Tigers have covered themselves with Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream, and are now immune to Incinerations!
  • The Tigers had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 615,442 votes were cast.

Fireproof was not seen again until Season 18, when the Gift Shop first opened. Fireproof was offered in the following ways throughout the Gift Shop seasons:

• Season 18
  • Fireproof, Team Edition: Keep your Team safe from incinerations for the rest of the Season!
    • Teams who won it: Core Mechanics, Atlantis Georgias, San Francisco Lovers, Chicago Firefighters
• Season 19
  • Fireproof, Team Edition: Keep your Team safe from incinerations for the rest of the Season!
    • Teams who won it: Mexico City Wild Wings, San Francisco Lovers, Tokyo Lift, Baltimore Crabs, Kansas City Breath Mints, Canada Moist Talkers, Miami Dale
  • Handcrafted Jersey Drop
    • Sexton Wheerer of the LA Unlimited Tacos gained a Fireproof Jersey of Intelligence from this Gift
• Season 20
  • Fireproof, Team Edition: Keep your Team safe from incinerations for the rest of the Season!
    • Teams who won it: Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Miami Dale, Philly Pies, New York Millennials, Mexico City Wild Wings
  • Bargain Bin
    • Terrell Bradley of the Seattle Garages gained a Careful Fireproof Necklace from the Bargain Bin
• Season 21
  • Fireproof, Team Edition: Keep your Team safe from incinerations for the rest of the Season!
    • Teams who won it: Baltimore Crabs, Hawai'i Fridays, New York Millennials, Houston Spies, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Chicago Firefighters, Miami Dale, Kansas City Breath Mints, Charleston Shoe Thieves, Tokyo Lift, San Francisco Lovers, Atlantis Georgias, Seattle Garages, Mexico City Wild Wings
• Season 22
  • Fireproof, Team Edition: Keep your Team safe from incinerations for the rest of the Season!
    • Teams who won it: Chicago Firefighters, Hellmouth Sunbeams, San Francisco Lovers, New York Millennials, Seattle Garages, Ohio Worms, Houston Spies, Yellowstone Magic
• Season 23
  • Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop
    • Haruta Byrd of the Philly Pies gained a Fliickerrriing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion
  • Steel Chair Drop
    • Felix Garbage of the LA Unlimited Tacos gained a Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair