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| − | {{Team|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]|division=Chaotic Evil|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada|team_slogan="Spray it, don't say it."|emoji=🗣|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]|mascot=[[Belligerent_Phlegm_Receptacle|The Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]|social_media=[[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers]]|caption1=Logo designed by Q Peiffer. Twitter: @longhairQ}}The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the IBL since Season 1. Their home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]]—affectionately known by fans as either the Moist Zone or Spittle Park—in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada. | + | {{Team|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]|division=Chaotic Evil|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada|team_slogan="Spray it, don't say it."|emoji=🗣|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]|mascot=[[Belligerent_Phlegm_Receptacle|The Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]|social_media=[[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers]]|caption1=Logo designed by Q Peiffer. Twitter: @longhairQ}}The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the IBL since Season 1. Their home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]]—affectionately known by fans as either the Moist Zone or Spittle Park—in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada. The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher. |
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Revision as of 13:42, 1 August 2020
The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the IBL since Season 1. Their home stadium is Gleek Arena—affectionately known by fans as either the Moist Zone or Spittle Park—in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
Players
Batters
- Kennedy Alstott
- Tyler Violet
- Elijah Bates
- Simon Haley
- Joe Voorhees
- Jesús Koch
- Eugenia Garbage
- Richmond Harrison
- Hobbs Cain
Pitchers
Former Players
Incinerated
Transferred
- N/A
Season Results
- In season one of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
- In season two of the IBL, the Moist Talkers are currently in second place in the Chaotic Evil Division and are very much in playoff contention.
Fan Art
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
Trivia
- Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
- Their current mascot is the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle.
Notable Events
- In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
- In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
