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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Society Data Witches]].
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Society Data Witches]].
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== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
 
Cagayan joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a hitter for the [[Society Data Witches]] during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]].
 
Cagayan joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a hitter for the [[Society Data Witches]] during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]].
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== Bob's middle name ==
 
== Bob's middle name ==
 
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No one is fully sure what Bob's middle initial stands for. Below is at least one guess. Bob welcomes all guesses to his true middle name.
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Latest revision as of 17:11, 15 July 2021

Bob E. Cagayan is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.


Official League Records

Cagayan joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Bob's middle name

No one is fully sure what Bob's middle initial stands for. Below is at least one guess. Bob welcomes all guesses to his true middle name.

A Short Story on Bob E. Cagayan

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Bob's middle name is actually the sound of a cathode-ray television left on in the next room over. This takes a long time to say, so he generally abbreviates it "E."