Batista Oatmilk

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Batista Oatmilk is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.


Official League Records

Oatmilk joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Batista was born and named in accordance with the prophecy. Originally from northern California, they moved to Los Angeli for college. After graduating, she applied to be a brewmaster at the Society for Internet Blaseball Research thinking it was an in-house barista position. Upon arriving at the Escher Complex on her first day, they were surprised to find the job involved far more chemistry and potions than expected, but she rose to the challenge and now performs both duties equally.

For fun, Batista lifts. She likes to challenge herself to carry tall stacks of cast-iron cauldrons to and from the office stockroom. Batista can often be found helping with installation of newly-purchased heavy machinery at the Escher Complex.

Personality

Batista Oatmilk is Latina, and has an undercut. They have a sleeve tattoo, sometimes covered by a denim jacket, and can also be seen with her beloved doc martens.

Like many baristas, Batista is able to serve people with a cool and detached air. While they harbor anxieties on the inside, they know how to lend a friendly ear and encourage people to talk about emotions openly. Batista is confident in her brewing abilities, both coffee and eldritch.

Batista Oatmilk is dating Espresso Machine, reportedly because Batista was the only one composed enough to directly ask her out.