Bob E. Cagayan/Rumor Registry
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Bob E. Cagayan has 30 Rumors written about so far.
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-0.1867
Bob Eh Cagayan
Bob's middle name reflects their Canadian Heritage.
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-1.892
Bob Y. Cagayan
Bob's middle initial was changed inadvertently when they immigrated to the US by a shipping line clerk who failed to verify the correct spelling of their name.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-18.271
Bob's middle name is actually the sound of a cathode-ray television left on in the next room over. This takes a long time to say, so he generally abbreviates it "E."
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-18.570
Robert "Bob" E. Cagayan
Bob's birth name was actually Robert, but he prefers to go by Bob.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-21.552
Bob Egg Cagayan
Bob took his mother's maiden name as his middle name.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-26.746
Bob Emergency Cagayan
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Bob E. Cagayan/IF-28.686
Bob "Eyyyy" Cagayan
For some reason, people keep comparing Bob to the classic TV character "The Flonz" from Hlappy Days. Bob themself does not really see the similarities.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-34.748
Bob "Exists" Cagayan
Bob exists.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-57.168
Bob "Ert" Cagayan
Bob, or Bobert, had a completely unremarkable life prior to joining SIBR and then later being coerced to joining the batting lineup when the Society Data Witches formed.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.1
Bob "Statistenger English Red" Cagayan
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger English Red," the leader of the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los AngelosBob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.2
Bob "Statistenger Emerald" Cagayan
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Emerald," the dark and brooding second-in-command of the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.3
Bob "Statistenger Electric Purple" Cagayan
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Electric Purple," the spunkiest member of the Statistenger's who often acts out in a rogue and brash manner to protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.4
Bob "Statistenger Egyptian Blue" Cagayan
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Egyptian Blue," the youngest and most inexperienced member of the Statistenger's. While he has an untapped well of natural power and emotional support, he has yet to learn the full responsibilities and diligence needed to protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.5
Bob "Statistenger Ecru" Cagayan
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Ecru," who is... just kinda there. I guess he does his part to help the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli?Bob E. Cagayan/IF-65.209
Bob "Empanada" Cagayan
Bob got the nickname "Empanada" from the first office party where he brought an entire tray of empanadas.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-65.912
Bob EXE Cagayan
Bob tried to make a program that could run on every Society Data Witches players' operating system. There were too many contradictory architectures - including Strike, Looking's punch cards and Turing Capybara's ticker tape - so he did not succeed, but the nickname stuck anyway.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-67.0
Bob Elbereth Cagayan
Bob's middle name keeps them safe from dangerous monsters.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-67.134
Bob "Block Game Inventory" Cagayan
When Cagayan tried to enter his middle name into ILB documentation, pressing E instead opened his inventory.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-70.930
Bob Eduardo Cagayan
Bob's middle name comes from his great-grandfather.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-75.685
Bob "Electric Slide" Cagayan
Bob received their nickname after completely unexpectedly pulling a sick shred on the Escher Complex grind rail, much to the surprise of their colleagues.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-76.948
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Error: stack overflowBob E. Cagayan/IF-78.546
The "E." doesn't stand for anything. They misheard me while I was registering for the team. My name is Bobby Cagayan, I don't have a middle name. They won't listen to me. Please,,, I'm Bob- OH GOD OH FUCK THEY FOUND ME HEL-
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-81.242
Bob East Wind Cagayan
Bob is the Acting Headmixtrex of Strategic Identification of Bountiful Ron, the local riichi mahjong club.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-82.658
Bob e Cagayan
Bob's middle name is the representation of the transcendental number e, reflecting his ties to the Society's mathemagicians.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-83.174
Bob EverCrisp Cagayan
After the Coffee Cup, Bob started growing EverCrisp apples at the Escher Complex, and struck a deal with the ILB to sell them to the players as Concessions.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-85.940
Bob Espleon Cagayan
Bob chose his middle name to reflect his favorite Plokemon.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-85.974
Bob "Error" Cagayan
Bob is nicknamed not after any specific error they committed during a blaseball game (they actually have had a career 0 errors in total), but rather off of a error their name generated in an internal SIBR database during analysis.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-90.656
Bob "E6" Cagayan
Bob is an average quality player in his community chess club. He has been given the nickname "E6" for his favorite opening move, Pawn E7 to E6.Bob E. Cagayan/IF-90.657
Bob "Extrajudicial" Cagayan
Bob, a forensics scientist with the Society Data Witches Data Crimes Unit, is nicknamed "Extrajudicial" for their role within the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III where they provided background forensic mathematical analysis to support the SIBR Council's witness testimony. Unfortunately, as this was deemed outside the scope of the court and math was subsequently banned, this became extrajudicial, hence the nickname.
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