Bob E. Cagayan/Rumor Registry
Bob E. Cagayan has 30 Rumors written about so far.
Bob Eh Cagayan
Bob's middle name reflects their Canadian Heritage.
Bob Y. CagayanBob's middle initial was changed inadvertently when they immigrated to the US by a shipping line clerk who failed to verify the correct spelling of their name.
Bob's middle name is actually the sound of a cathode-ray television left on in the next room over. This takes a long time to say, so he generally abbreviates it "E."
Robert "Bob" E. CagayanBob's birth name was actually Robert, but he prefers to go by Bob.
Bob Egg CagayanBob took his mother's maiden name as his middle name.
Bob Emergency Cagayan🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Bob "Eyyyy" CagayanFor some reason, people keep comparing Bob to the classic TV character "The Flonz" from Hlappy Days. Bob themself does not really see the similarities.
Bob "Exists" CagayanBob exists.
Bob "Ert" CagayanBob, or Bobert, had a completely unremarkable life prior to joining SIBR and then later being coerced to joining the batting lineup when the Society Data Witches formed.
Bob "Statistenger English Red" CagayanBob has taken up the role of "Statistenger English Red," the leader of the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angelos
Bob "Statistenger Emerald" CagayanBob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Emerald," the dark and brooding second-in-command of the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.
Bob "Statistenger Electric Purple" CagayanBob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Electric Purple," the spunkiest member of the Statistenger's who often acts out in a rogue and brash manner to protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.
Bob "Statistenger Egyptian Blue" CagayanBob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Egyptian Blue," the youngest and most inexperienced member of the Statistenger's. While he has an untapped well of natural power and emotional support, he has yet to learn the full responsibilities and diligence needed to protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.
Bob "Statistenger Ecru" CagayanBob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Ecru," who is... just kinda there. I guess he does his part to help the Statistenger's who protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli?
Bob "Empanada" CagayanBob got the nickname "Empanada" from the first office party where he brought an entire tray of empanadas.
Bob Elbereth CagayanBob's middle name keeps them safe from dangerous monsters.
Bob "Block Game Inventory" CagayanWhen Cagayan tried to enter his middle name into ILB documentation, pressing E instead opened his inventory.
Bob Eduardo CagayanBob's middle name comes from his great-grandfather.
Bob "Electric Slide" CagayanBob received their nickname after completely unexpectedly pulling a sick shred on the Escher Complex grind rail, much to the surprise of their colleagues.
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The "E." doesn't stand for anything. They misheard me while I was registering for the team. My name is Bobby Cagayan, I don't have a middle name. They won't listen to me. Please,,, I'm Bob- OH GOD OH FUCK THEY FOUND ME HEL-
Bob East Wind CagayanBob is the Acting Headmixtrex of Strategic Identification of Bountiful Ron, the local riichi mahjong club.
Bob e CagayanBob's middle name is the representation of the transcendental number e, reflecting his ties to the Society's mathemagicians.
Bob Espleon CagayanBob chose his middle name to reflect his favorite Plokemon.
Bob "Error" CagayanBob is nicknamed not after any specific error they committed during a blaseball game (they actually have had a career 0 errors in total), but rather off of a error their name generated in an internal SIBR database during analysis.
Bob "E6" CagayanBob is an average quality player in his community chess club. He has been given the nickname "E6" for his favorite opening move, Pawn E7 to E6.
Bob "Extrajudicial" CagayanBob, a forensics scientist with the Society Data Witches Data Crimes Unit, is nicknamed "Extrajudicial" for their role within the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III where they provided background forensic mathematical analysis to support the SIBR Council's witness testimony. Unfortunately, as this was deemed outside the scope of the court and math was subsequently banned, this became extrajudicial, hence the nickname.
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