Bob E. Cagayan

Bob E. Cagayan
Bob E. Cagayan, by @kayleerowena
Basic Information
Team	Society Data Witches
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None None
Armor	None None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Apologies
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	99
Soulscream	EAXOIEAXOIEEEEOEEEEOEEAEUXEAEUXEAEAUEXEAUEXEUAIXOUAIXOUHHEEIHHEEIHEEAAOEEAAOEUHAHXUHAHXU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him, they/them
Personal Relationships
Relations	Society for Internet Blaseball Research (employer)
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@SIBRBob

Bob E. Cagayan is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.

Official League Records

Cagayan joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Bob's middle name

No one is fully sure what Bob's middle initial stands for. Below is at least one guess. Bob welcomes all guesses to his true middle name.

A Short Story on Bob E. Cagayan

Space twists. Dimensions shiver. Something new springs forth. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-65.912 out of its Rumor Registry...

Bob EXE Cagayan

Bob tried to make a program that could run on every Society Data Witches players' operating system. There were too many contradictory architectures - including Strike, Looking's punch cards and Turing Capybara's ticker tape - so he did not succeed, but the nickname stuck anyway.

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