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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since [[Season 3]], Day 75.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75 until [[Fall Ball]].
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==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Hamburger joined the league as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] on [[Season 3]], Day 75, after the [[incineration]] of [[Blankenship Fischer]] in a game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
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Hamburger joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] after the [[incineration]] of [[Blankenship Fischer]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75.
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During the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings%202|@ elections}}, Hamburger received a combined {{Star Change|12.2|12.6}} stat increase as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings_2|'''Mutually Arising'''}} blessing.
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On [[Day_X#Season_9|Season 9, Day X]], Hamburger gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
  
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During the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received the [[Season 6#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing that provided a 2% overall increase to stats, but it did not impact Hamburger's star rating.
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.7|3.2}}. On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] lineup player [[Lang Richardson]] in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.2|2.7}}.
  
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On [[Season 8]], Day 98, Hamburger [[Party Time|partied]] and gained a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star in batting, pitching, and baserunning.
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In the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Hamburger received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
  
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On [[Season 10]], Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, dropping it from {{Star Change|3.5|3}}. On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] lineup player [[Lang Richardson]] in a game with Blooddrain weather, dropping it from {{Star Change|3|2.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results| Season 13 elections}}, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'[[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills| '''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|15.3|15.9}} stat increase.
  
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In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Hamburger received [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''']], becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of [[Season 15]].)
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Simba Davis]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will.
  
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During the [[Season 13#Election Results| Season 13 elections]], Hamburger retreated to the Shadows of the Shoe Thieves in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' [[Season 13#Wills| '''Foreshadow''']] will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|15.3|15.9}} stat increase.
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|15.4 |11.0}} stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for [[Ren Hunter]] as a result of [[Choux Stadium]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for [[Simba Davis]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Tevin Melcon]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''.
  
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On [[Season 18]], Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the [[Shadows]] of the Shoe Thieves in exchange for [[Ren Hunter]] as a result of [[Choux Stadium]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for [[Oscar Dollie]] via the '''Fax Machine'''.
  
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On [[Season 19]], Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' active roster in exchange for [[Tevin Melcon]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 98, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for [[Terrell Bradley]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Inky Rutledge]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' [[Shadows]] in exchange for Rutledge via the '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the '''Fax Machine'''.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Hamburger entered and exited the Shoe Thieves' Shadows two times as a result of Choux Stadium '''Fax Machine''' and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
 
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==Media Recognition==
 
==Media Recognition==
 
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including [https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/10/23/staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences/ ''The Paris Review''] and [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/08/11/blaseball-may-be-text-based-but-it-inspires-the-best-fan-art-in-sports/amp/ ''Rock Paper Shotgun''].
 
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including [https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/10/23/staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences/ ''The Paris Review''] and [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/08/11/blaseball-may-be-text-based-but-it-inspires-the-best-fan-art-in-sports/amp/ ''Rock Paper Shotgun''].
  
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Latest revision as of 13:13, 21 February 2023

Blood Hamburger was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from Season β3, Day 75 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

Hamburger joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves after the incineration of Blankenship Fischer on Season β3, Day 75.

During the Season β6 elections, Hamburger received a combined 12.2 → 12.6 stat increase as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Mutually Arising blessing.

On Season 9, Day X, Hamburger gained the Flinch modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

On Season β10, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Baldwin Breadwinner in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 → 3.2 . On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Lang Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.2 → 2.7 .

In the Season β10 elections, Hamburger received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Season 13 elections, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 15.3 → 15.9 stat increase.

During the Season β14 elections, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Simba Davis as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will.

On Season β18, Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 15.4 → 11.0 stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β19, Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β20, Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for Oscar Dollie via the Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 98, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Terrell Bradley as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β22, Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Rutledge via the Fax Machine. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Hamburger entered and exited the Shoe Thieves' Shadows two times as a result of Choux Stadium Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Media Recognition

Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.


Personal Life

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Blood engages in the pre-game ritual of eating grass. He does this because he wants to be the best Hamburger he can be, and eats grass to be more like a cow. He does not actually enjoy eating grass, which explain why his vibes are often low.


Fan Works

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