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|catchphrase="Meat Is Murder And So Am I"
 
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since [[Season 3]]. Hamburger has been in the Shoe Thieves' [[Shadows]] since [[Season 13]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75 until [[Fall Ball]].
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==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Hamburger joined the league on [[Season 3]], Day 75, after the [[incineration]] of [[Blankenship Fischer]] in a game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
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Hamburger joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] after the [[incineration]] of [[Blankenship Fischer]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 75.
  
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During the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 elections]], the Charleston Shoe Thieves received the '''Mutually Arising''' blessing that provided a 2% overall increase to stats, but it did not impact Hamburger’s star rating.
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During the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings%202|@ elections}}, Hamburger received a combined {{Star Change|12.2|12.6}} stat increase as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings_2|'''Mutually Arising'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 8]], Day 98, Hamburger gained a {{Star Rating|0.5}}star in batting, pitching, and baserunning due to Enhanced Party Time.
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On [[Day_X#Season_9|Season 9, Day X]], Hamburger gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
  
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On [[Season 10]], Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Baldwin Breadwinner]], dropping it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|3}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.7|3.2}}. On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] lineup player [[Lang Richardson]] in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.2|2.7}}.
  
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On Season 10, Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Lang Richardson]], dropping it from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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In the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Hamburger received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
  
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In the [[Season 10#Blessings 2|Season 10 elections]], Hamburger received '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''', becoming [[Modifications|Soundproof]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results| Season 13 elections}}, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'[[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills| '''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|15.3|15.9}} stat increase.
  
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Hamburger was moved to the Shoe Thieves' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]] during the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] via the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Simba Davis]] as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|15.4 |11.0}} stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for [[Ren Hunter]] as a result of [[Choux Stadium]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Tevin Melcon]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for [[Oscar Dollie]] via the '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 98, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for [[Terrell Bradley]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Inky Rutledge]] as a result of Choux Stadium's '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' [[Shadows]] in exchange for Rutledge via the '''Fax Machine'''. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the '''Fax Machine'''.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Hamburger entered and exited the Shoe Thieves' Shadows two times as a result of Choux Stadium '''Fax Machine''' and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
 
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Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including [https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/10/23/staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences/ ''The Paris Review''] and [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/08/11/blaseball-may-be-text-based-but-it-inspires-the-best-fan-art-in-sports/amp/ ''Rock Paper Shotgun''].
 
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including [https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/10/23/staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences/ ''The Paris Review''] and [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/08/11/blaseball-may-be-text-based-but-it-inspires-the-best-fan-art-in-sports/amp/ ''Rock Paper Shotgun''].
  
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==Gallery==
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==Fan Works==
 
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Blood Hamburger.png|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}|link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1292175042487504898
 
Blood Hamburger.png|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}|link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1292175042487504898
 
Egcm1LTXsAI26Pu.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=kyl_armstrong}}|link=https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1299049718165762049
 
Egcm1LTXsAI26Pu.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=kyl_armstrong}}|link=https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1299049718165762049
 
BloodHamburger Sir5000.png|by {{Twitter|name=Sir5000}}
 
BloodHamburger Sir5000.png|by {{Twitter|name=Sir5000}}
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69BloodHamburger.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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69BloodHamburger.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
 
Blood_prom.png|Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}|link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1310295641864777728
 
Blood_prom.png|Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}|link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1310295641864777728
 
DEVOB Bloodandink.png|Blood and [[Inky Rutledge]] in {{Twitter|name=BlaseballPolls}} DEVOB tournament by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}
 
DEVOB Bloodandink.png|Blood and [[Inky Rutledge]] in {{Twitter|name=BlaseballPolls}} DEVOB tournament by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}
 
Joeblood couch.png|Blood taking a siesta with former Shoe Thieves [[Beasley Gloom]] and [[Joe Voorhees]] by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}  
 
Joeblood couch.png|Blood taking a siesta with former Shoe Thieves [[Beasley Gloom]] and [[Joe Voorhees]] by {{Twitter|name=shenaniglenn}}  
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Latest revision as of 13:13, 21 February 2023

Blood Hamburger was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from Season β3, Day 75 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

Hamburger joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves after the incineration of Blankenship Fischer on Season β3, Day 75.

During the Season β6 elections, Hamburger received a combined 12.2 → 12.6 stat increase as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Mutually Arising blessing.

On Season 9, Day X, Hamburger gained the Flinch modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

On Season β10, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Baldwin Breadwinner in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 → 3.2 . On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Lang Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.2 → 2.7 .

In the Season β10 elections, Hamburger received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Season 13 elections, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 15.3 → 15.9 stat increase.

During the Season β14 elections, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Simba Davis as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Foreshadow will.

On Season β18, Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 15.4 → 11.0 stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β19, Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β20, Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for Oscar Dollie via the Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 98, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Terrell Bradley as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.

On Season β22, Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Rutledge via the Fax Machine. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Hamburger entered and exited the Shoe Thieves' Shadows two times as a result of Choux Stadium Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Media Recognition

Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.


Personal Life

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Blood engages in the pre-game ritual of eating grass. He does this because he wants to be the best Hamburger he can be, and eats grass to be more like a cow. He does not actually enjoy eating grass, which explain why his vibes are often low.


Fan Works

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