Birds

This page is about the animal. For the weather condition, see Lots of Birds.

In Internet League Blaseball, Birds are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to Season 3, Day 6, following the Peanut Plague, the Blasphemy, and Uncertainty. Birds manifest themselves as a weather condition, whose effects on the game of Blaseball remain largely unknown.

History of Birds in Internet League Blaseball

• Season 3, Day 6: Birds appear in Internet League Blaseball.
• Season 7, Day 63: The Birds pecked Jessica Telephone free.
• Season 8 Elections: The Birds' assistance is offered through the Affinity for Crows blessing.
• Season 8, Day 47: The Birds pecked Sexton Wheerer free.
• Season 8, Season 8#Election_Results Elections: Affinity for Crows blessed the Philly Pies, making the entire team pitch and bat 50% better in Lots of Birds weather.
• Season 9, Day 1: A flock of Crows ambush Summers Pony.
• Season 9, Day 1: A flock of Crows ambush Alexander Horne. The ensuing confusion leads to the League's first ever 16-out inning.

History

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Birds are dinosaurs that didn't quit, and boy howdy do they know it. Over 300 species of bird can be observed in Yellowstone National Park. The knowledge and study of birds, also known as ornithology, is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.

Birds in Blaseball Mythology

Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some to precede modern Blaseball, which first experienced birds following the Blasphemy.

The Umpires announced following the Peanut Fraud that the Blaseball Gods would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the Immaterial Plane.

Some Blaseball theologists have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to judge the League and destroy it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball.

List of Notable Birds

• Gunther O'Brian
• August Sky
• Fletcher Yamamoto

List of Somewhat-Notable Birds

• The Moist Owlette

List of Notable Somewhat-Birds

• Cell Barajas
• Gabriel Griffith
• Greer Gwiffin
• Lawrence Horne
• The gooseform controlled by the town of Bishop Sutton