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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 22]], Day 90. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], and [[Dallas Steaks]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], and [[Tokyo Lift]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
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On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors'''}} blessing.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.2|4.9}} stat decrease.
Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] in a game with Blooddrain weather.
  
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]], Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
  
On [[Season 4]], Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.5|3.4}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
  
During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors''']] blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.4}} stat decrease.
  
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''People's Champion''']] blessing.
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Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
  
Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] via the Crabs' [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will.
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Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
  
Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]] via the Dale's [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Alternator'''}} blessing.
  
During the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Alternator''']] blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. On Day 99, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Hades Tigers]]. On Day 108, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Boston Flowers]].
  
On [[Season 22]], Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|Super Roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]].
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] four times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:00, 21 February 2023

Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.

After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.

During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 4.9 stat decrease.

On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 5.4 stat decrease.

Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.

During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.

During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.

On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.

Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Baldwin Breadwinner Files

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Like Pumice, Like Sourdough

Baldwin Breadwinner has never once made a mistake. Or, perhaps, if she were to hypothetically make one, she could simply make a deal to erase it from the past. There was the big contract, of course; Baldwin Breadwinner doesn't exist prior to then, but she kept her diabolical companion on retainer ever since.

It's hard to learn from a mistake when she forgets she ever made it. And it's hard to learn that forgetting might be a mistake all on its own.

There are moments where Baldwin Breadwinner pictures the Baldwin Breadwinner that others say she must be like, and has trouble suspending her disbelief. The gaps where things once were could be overwhelming, if she could remember that there are gaps. To her teammates, she's supposedly a competent mom and a level-headed leaderly type. Who is she a mom to, some children somewhere, but are there actually any? Did she concoct some illusory magic to glamour away the pits in her personhood?

It doesn't bother her much, she may even feel a tinge of pride in it, to sell the fantasy. If she can hold it together in front of others and keep that normal, composed image, there's nothing to be concerned with.

When she looks into the mirror, someone else is often wearing her reflection. Consequence of networking with that particular crowd. It happens so often that she has stopped recognizing her face as her own anymore. Nothing around her feels hers anymore, she can't remember where her furniture was from, her walls are bare of posters or art, and photographs of her tend to bleach out at alarming rates. There's not much to account for, so holding it together should be easy. She just has to hold it together.

She forgot how much she leaned on them, the way they let her be, however that turned out. She was the only one who was holding any doubt. She stopped holding it together soon after the trade.

Trade to the Crabs

In the period between the Season 10 Election and the Ascension, Breadwinner's companion was nowhere to be found. It cannot be confirmed whether it is barred from going Up and sought new entertainment when it realized its time with Baldwin was ending, or perhaps it could reach her up there, and was off making preparations for far greater plans afoot. However, what is known, is that in that time, the illusions were beginning to come undone, just a little.

Baldwin certainly wasn't remembering things she lost, the deals they made were binding. It seemed however that her companion had been taking a far more active role in smoothing over the incongruencies that came with so many inconsequential deals, and distorting how bad things were getting for her. In this strange place, she found herself a stranger too, more than ever before.

When her companion returns, they are going to have a long conversation.

There was freedom in the unfamiliar company of the now three-time champions, though. It wasn't that she was averse to her two peers who traveled with her from the Fridays, but her teammates have for years formed preconceptions around who she was supposed to be. She took the opportunity to rediscover herself through the clear eyes of the Crabs, and found them to be a refreshing grounding element who were happy to bounce ideas with her. She learned that she really was a pretty level-headed leaderly type after all, and maybe a little bit of a mom. Her friends were never that far off, after all.

And she learned a lot from the Crabs, too. The team as a whole gave Baldwin an insight into perseverance through radical change in a way that she hadn't gotten to experience before. It wasn't that they were great role models all around; they painted for her a picture of both the most successful and toxic responses and coping mechanisms they held onto. But they faced the uncertain and the unstable with every shred of their will, and they did it the "regular" way. No contracts, looparounds, and but a dash of accelerated physiological adaptation.

Past comforts let Baldwin tend to herself like a hedge, pruning herself into shape at the pace of growing grass, and there is no doubt that she grew a beautiful person from there. But Baldwin knew only the shear, she erased erased erased everything she hated from herself all this time, but only at the Ascension had she found a place to learn how to build a Baldwin that she could love.

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