Baby Triumphant

Baby Triumphant
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Amnesia
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	AA
Fate	76
Soulscream	AAEHEAAEHEAXUAAOXUAAOXIAAEEIAAEEIUUAUIUUAUIU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/she/they
Personal Relationships
Relations	Knight Urlacher and the San Francisco Lovers polycule (parents)

Baby Urlacher is a batter and shortstop for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Urlacher's defense rating increased by .

Appearance

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Baby's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Urlacher.

Or so it would seem. Baby Urlacher is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.

Fan Art

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  Card by Frank.

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  Baby Urlacher by Mrrocketman

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @_waalkr