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Revision as of 22:15, 20 September 2020
Baby Urlacher is a batter and shortstop for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Urlacher's defense rating increased by .
Appearance
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Baby's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Urlacher.
Or so it would seem. Baby Urlacher is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.
Fan Art
Card by Frank.
Baby Urlacher by Mrrocketman
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
