Albert Stink

Albert Stink
Image by Jonahman10
Basic Information
Team	New York Millennials
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.1)
Pitching	(3.0)
Defense	(2.7)
Running	(2.2)
Modifications	NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Cap ●
Dates Active	April 23 - 25, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Running the bases
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Love
Fate	92

Albert Stink is a pitcher for the New York Millennials in the Shadows.

Official League Records

Stink joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the New York Millennials with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 17, Day 87, Stink joined the Millennials' active roster as a result of the Fax Machine ballpark modification, swapping with Sandie Carver.

During the Season 17 elections, Stink retreated to the Millennials' Shadows as a result of the Millennials' Move will.

During the Season 22 elections, Stink gained the Negative modification as a result of the Darkside Flip blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Albert Stink's Identity

Stories swirl about Albert Stink in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-26.347...

Albert Stink woke up one day in the NY Millennials apartment, not far from the fax machine, and realized he had been metamorphosed into a stink bug. Despite seeking to live an authentically free life, he can't help but feel like he is living his life with strings attached, as if he were being controlled like a marionette.

Certain rumors suggest that Albert Stink is actually Gun Bong in a Marco Stink mascot suit.

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