Yosh Carpenter

Yosh Carpenter
art by @gfclass on Twitter
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Cartoons
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Love
Fate	30
Soulscream	OXEEIOXEEIOEXAAEEXAAEEEOAIAEOAIAEHIAXEHIAXEHXHAEEXHAEEXEXIAUEXIAUEEIAHHEIAHHEXAAEAXAAEAX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Personal Relationships
Partners	Knight Triumphant
Other Background Information
Likes	Woodworking
Player Twitter	@YoshCarpenter

Yosh Carpenter is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.

Official League Records

After the Season 4 Election, Carpenter was affected by the Extra Elbows blessing, increasing his pitching ability by 20% and bringing his rating up from to .

History

Yosh was born into a family of unknown, supposed carpenters and continues his family's supposed devotion to woodworking and construction. It is said that Yosh's legal name is Yoshua, and that his true name is ██████████████████. If the Lovers manage to Ascend (see The Book of Blaseball, Chapter 5, section b), Yosh may become a true Blaseball God.

The rest of the Carpenter family is elusive at best, as Yosh's parents can only be assumed to exist or have existed due to Yosh's being. Any relation to the late Matheo Carpenter has not been confirmed, and probably never will be, as Yosh repeatedly refuses to comment on the subject.

Yosh appears with many faces which rotate based on his expression, sometimes betraying which pitch he may be throwing. He also was also gifted an extra set of arms thanks to his Extra Elbows. Ever since he's been able to simultaneously pitch AND do woodwork on smaller projects like whittling, it has been a boon to his side hustle. When his time is not dedicated to carpentry, it is dedicated to his love for Knight Triumphant and passion for Blaseball.

Trivia

• Yosh's most notable woodworking project was the construction of a very comfortable oak bench which is shared by his team at their home stadium, The PolyHedron.
• Yosh used to work at the woodworking store Lathe-y-Boy before it was renamed and reused by the Batsmith.

Fanart

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  by @gfclass

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  by @thecoolereros

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  by @Peony_Vibes

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  Yosh with Sebastian Woodman by @Starfauna