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===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)===
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|[[Season 1|1 - The Return]]
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]].
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|[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]]
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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*As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesรบs Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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*As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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|[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]]
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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|[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]]
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]].
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|[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]]
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*Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
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*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
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*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
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*As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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*As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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*As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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*As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
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*As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
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*As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
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*For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
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*Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
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*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
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*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
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*As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
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W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br>
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L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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*As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
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|[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]]
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|'''Wildcard Round'''<br>
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L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
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*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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|[[Season 23|23 - A Set Up]]
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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W 3-2 vs. [[Ohio Worms]]
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*During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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*The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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*As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
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Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table

Blaseball Return Prep

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the PLACEHOLDER division of the PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, TBD.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
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Shadows
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Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Beta
Date Removed Added Cause
02 72 Trevino Merritt ๐Ÿ Simon Haley ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
02 EL Oliver Notarobot โšพ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿฆ€ โšพ Blessing (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Defection
03 19 Kennedy Alstott ๐Ÿ Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
03 44 Tyler Violet ๐Ÿ Ziwa Mueller ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
04 28 Joe Voorhees ๐Ÿ Workman Gloom ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 19 Richmond Harrison ๐Ÿ Fish Summer ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 23 Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ Antonio Wallace ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 82 Hobbs Cain ๐Ÿ Alston Cerveza ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ Feedback
07 32 Elijah Bates ๐Ÿ Kiki Familia ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 33 Kiki Familia ๐Ÿ Quack Enjoyable ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 33 Antonio Wallace ๐Ÿ Beans McBlase ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 81 Workman Gloom ๐Ÿ Commissioner Vapor ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
08 42 Quack Enjoyable ๐Ÿ Cedric Spliff ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ Feedback
08 44 Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
08 44 Simon Haley ๐Ÿ Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
09 53 Ortiz Morse โšพ Jaylen Hotdogfingers ๐ŸŽธ โšพ Feedback
09 64 Jaylen Hotdogfingers โšพ Beasley Gloom ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ โšพ Feedback
10 EL - York Silk ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿ Fell to Team SHELLED ONE's Defeat
12 EL PolkaDot Patterson โšพ Doc Anice ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ) Exchange
13 41 Doc Anice โšพ Bright Zimmerman ๐Ÿฅง โšพ Feedback
13 EL Shirai McElroy โšพ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Exchange
14 87 York Silk ๐Ÿ Lucien Patchwork ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
14 EL Bright Zimmerman โšพ - Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Revoke
15 EL PolkaDot Patterson โšพ Sixpack Dogwalker โšพ Will (๐Ÿฅฉ) Plunder
15 EL Fish Summer ๐Ÿ York Silk ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Plunder
16 EL Alston Cerveza ๐Ÿ Richmond Harrison ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
16 EL York Silk ๐Ÿ Carmelo Plums ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐ŸŽธ) Plunder
17 EL Carmelo Plums โšพ Goobie Ballson ๐Ÿ”ฅ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
18 LS - York Silk III ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
18 EL Richmond Harrison ๐Ÿ Randy Dennis ๐Ÿšค ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿšค) Equivalent Exchange
18 EL York Silk III ๐Ÿ - Dust
19 EL Goobie Ballson โšพ Cudi Di Batterino ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
20 09 Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ - Super Roamin'
20 27 - Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ Super Roamin'
20 36 Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ - Super Roamin'
20 LS Chorby Soul VI ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
20 92 Greer Lott โšพ Jacoby Podcast ๐Ÿฅง โšพ Feedback
20 EL Beans McBlase ๐Ÿ Greer Lott ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
20 EL Commissioner Vapor ๐Ÿ - Blessing (๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ) Fringe Benefit
20 EL Chorby Soul VI ๐Ÿ - Dust
21 EL Augusto Reddick ๐Ÿ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ Nicholas Mora ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Cudi Di Batterino โšพ Freemium Seraph ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ‹๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Nicholas Mora ๐Ÿ - Blessing Recruit Ego
22 LS - Liquid Friend XII ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
22 LS - Uncle Plasma XII ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ โšพ Gift Shop
22 EL Randy Dennis ๐Ÿ Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL Tucker Flores ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - Blessing (๐ŸŽธ) Gachapon
22 EL Ziwa Mueller โšพ Tiana Wheeler โšพ Blessing (โœจ) Little Swap
22 EL Liquid Friend XII ๐Ÿ - Dust
22 EL - Mags Banananana ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ โšพ Roamin'
22 EL - Alejandro Leaf ๐Ÿ’€ โšพ Roamin'
23 117 Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 Tiana Wheeler ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 - Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ’ซ โšพ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - Tiana Wheeler ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ’ซ โšพ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 EL Rosstin Andante ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - Blessing (๐ŸŒฎ) Gachapon
23 EL Mags Banananana โšพ - Roamin'
23 EL Alejandro Leaf โšพ - Roamin'
23 EL Uncle Plasma XII โšพ - Dust