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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | * XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | ||
| − | * XIII's natural hair color is | + | * XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. |
| − | * | + | * [[Rodriguez Internet]] gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since. |
| + | * XIII is... friends? with [[The Spearmint|the Spearmint]]? Somehow??? <!-- i mean, it's complicated? we have a deep, mutual respect for each other. that, and i threw rocks at them until they left me alone. but we're cool now. --> | ||
| + | * While their eyes normally glow a bright [[The Microphone|pink]], they always wear black-tinted contacts, darkening it to a deep red. | ||
| + | * "Meet [[Tillman Henderson|the one and only Tilly Hendy]]" [sic] was the only item on their bucket list. | ||
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Revision as of 05:59, 25 November 2021
At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base, beneath a gaping hole (next to the existing, larger hole) in the roof.
XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a mild headache. On Day 77, the headache got a little worse.
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII didn't really know how to react to. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing.
As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young child, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. Marco Stink simply stared at them, intrigued, listening. They also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they have a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that neat?
On Day 78, XIII pitched their first game of their confusing life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Milo Brown took them out for pancakes after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to last forever.
Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were someone. The team's shared playlist would never be the same again. They made peace with the voices in their head. They tried their hand at cooking. It went pretty good. PolkaDot Zavala promised to teach them eyeliner, but something came up. Leach Ingram was, uh, well, yeah, you know.
On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the Shoe Thieves. They didn't want to go. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day.
Trivia
- XIII was originally found lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base.
- XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
- Rodriguez Internet gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since.
- XIII is... friends? with the Spearmint? Somehow???
- While their eyes normally glow a bright pink, they always wear black-tinted contacts, darkening it to a deep red.
- "Meet the one and only Tilly Hendy" [sic] was the only item on their bucket list.
