Sam Scandal

Sam Scandal
Created by @MLeeLunsford
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	MinimalistThis Player plays 75% worse at Maximum Blaseball.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Mar 14, 2021; Mar 21, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spinning
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	54
Soulscream	IAAEEIAAEEIOIAAIOIAAIO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them

Sam Scandal is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks. Scandal has been with the Steaks since the Return of Blaseball.

Official League Records

Season 1

Scandal joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks with the Return of Blaseball.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Scandal played for the Americano Water Works as a pitcher.

Season 13

During the Season 13 elections, Scandal retreated to the Steaks' Shadows in exchange for Zephyr McCloud as a result of the Steaks' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 17 → 17.8 stat increase.

Season 14

During the Season 14 elections, Scandal rejoined the Steaks' active roster in exchange for Kit Adamses as a result of the Steaks' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher player in the process. Scandal also received the Minimalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

Personality

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

When it comes to Scandal, they seem to have two faces. As seen on sports channels and tabloids, Sam Scandal is an aloof, mean-spirited, and cruel person whose actions are an affront to the great sport of Blaseball. They can't go a day without saying or doing something to rile up the fans. They've got a soul more monstrous than even the game's most incomprehensible players.

However, their teammates and fans have a different story. They say Sam Scandal "is the genuinely goodest person who ever lived" [sic] and "They have never done anything wrong."

Of course, the gossip rags are an official source while personal experience is merely anecdotal.

Controversies

Despite their high rating compared to the rest of the Steaks, Scandal's abrasive personality causes division among fans. Glossip reported Scandal saying "The Commissioner is not doing a great job," "I am not participating in the cultural event of Blaseball," "Incineration is not the only way out," and "I am not all love Blaseball." Scandal fervently denies saying any of these things, yet rumors still persist in the Blaseball world.

Fan Works

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