Philly Pies

Philly Pies
Division	Lawful Evil
Ballpark	Tastykake Stadium
Home Location	Philly
Team Slogan	Pie or Die.
Emoji	🥧
Rivals	Houston Spies
Social media	https://twitter.com/philly_pies

The Philly Pies are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their stadium, Tastykake Stadium (alternatively spelt Tastycake Stadium), commonly referred to as "The Oven" is known for its zero food waste policy. All food waste is recycled. Any would-be food-wasters caught by the security team are punished with necessary force. Incidentally, Tastykake stadium, like all good Philadelphia stadiums, has a jail.

The Pies' mascot, The Philadelphia Philling, is a bipedal pie with large bulbous eyes. They are a flaky friend with flavourful filling, and is often seen "cheering" the Pies on from the top shelf of The Oven. No one really knows what it is. No one should want to.

Fans of the Pies are often referred to as flans.

Players

Batters

• Juan Rangel
• Beasley Day
• Spears Taylor
• Elvis Figueroa
• Dan Holloway
• Mickey Woods
• Jessica Telephone
• Morrow Wilson
• Kennedy Cena

Pitchers

• Betsy Trombone
• Kevin Dudley
• Nicholas Mora
• Bright Zimmerman
• Ruslan Greatness

Former Players

• August Mina (Season 1, traded to the Dallas Steaks)
• Cedric Gonzalez (Season 1 through Day 93 of Season 2, Incinerated)
  

Historical Moments

21-0

On Season 1 Day 73, the Philly Pies matched up in the second leg of a 3 game series with the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Scoring 21 unanswered runs, this sparked a time honored Philly tradition of beating the absolute Philling out of teams in the second legs of 3 game series. Many say that this game was the spark the led to their historic Pennant winning title in the inaugural season of Internet League Blaseball

16-0

On Season 2 Day 83, the Philly Pies matched up in the second leg of a 3 game series with the Seattle Garages, the Pies set a season-record victory, shutting out the Garages on the back of excellent pitching by Nicholas Mora, while piling on 16 runs of their own. After a heartbreaking loss in game 1 of the series, where the Pies closed 5 points of a 7 point deficit in the bottom of the eighth, and stranded two runners in the bottom of the 9th, the Pies had revenge on their minds. Lead off hitter Juan Rangel got the night started with a single, loading the bases for a Grand Slam from Elvis Figueroa. The remainder of the starting lineup proceeded to score without the Garages getting a single out, leading to an historic 9-0 lead after only the first inning.

The Pies would proceed to score 7 additional runs, featuring home runs by Jessica Telephone and Beasley Day, while conceding nothing, to set a league record 16-0 blowout of the Garages. When asked about what inspired their excellent performance, Beasley responded "Woof," before proceeding to go get the ball again.

Season Results

In Season 1, the Philly Pies went 53-46 in the regular season and entered the post season as the #3 seed in the Evil League. The Pies swept the #2 seeded Breckenridge Jazz Hands (57-40 in the regular season). The Pies then faced the Houston Spies (53-44 in the regular season) in the Evil League Championship Series and won the series 3-0, including a 17 inning thriller with the winning run scored on a solo HR by Cedric Gonzalez and a shut out inning by Betsy Trombone. In the Internet Series, the Pies faced the Chicago Firefighters. The Pies continued their winning ways with another 3-0 sweep for win the first Internet Series without losing a game in the post-season.

Fan Art

The Philly Pies mascot, the Philly Philling.