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'''Paul Barnes''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] and was active for the team between [[Season 1]] until they were incinerated and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]] on [[Season 3]], Day 5.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 5.
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Barnes has no notable events in the official record books.
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Barnes joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 5, Barnes was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Sandford Garner]].
  
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==History==
 
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Barnes (he/him) originally went by the name Paul {{redacted|4}}, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the {{redacted|8}} mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the [[Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with [[Knight Triumphant]].
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Barnes originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the [[Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco]] to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with [[Knight Triumphant]].
 
  
 
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the [[San Francisco Lovers]] blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as ''Paul Barnes Farm''. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team.
 
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the [[San Francisco Lovers]] blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as ''Paul Barnes Farm''. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team.
  
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On [[Season 3]], Day 5 during the second of three games against The [[Dallas Steaks]] a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 5 during the second of three games against The [[Dallas Steaks]] a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 05:37, 17 January 2023

Paul Barnes was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 5.

Official League Records

Barnes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 5, Barnes was incinerated and replaced by Sandford Garner.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Barnes (he/him) originally went by the name Paul REDACTED, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the REDACTED mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Triumphant.

Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team.

On Season β3, Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.

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