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'''Miguel James''' is a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the Sunbeams since [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
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'''Miguel James''' was a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1}} until [[Fall Ball]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
James joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
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James joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
During the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Move the Mounds Closer''']] blessing and benefited from the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing the [[Boston Flowers]] received, which increased James' pitching from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams received the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''Move the Mounds Closer'''}} blessing and benefited from the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs'''}} blessing the [[Boston Flowers]] received, which increased James' pitching from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
  
On [[Season 7]], Day 74, James' baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Baltimore Crabs]] lineup player [[Tillman Henderson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, dropping it from ★★★½ to ★★½. During the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Season_7#Blessings|'''Stickum''']] blessing, which randomized James' defense from ★★★  to ★½ .
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, James' baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Baltimore Crabs]] lineup player [[Tillman Henderson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, dropping it from ★★★½ to ★★½. During the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams received the {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Stickum'''}} blessing, which randomized James' defense from ★★★  to ★½ .
  
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Season_9#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing, which increased James' baserunning and defense by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams received the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising'''}} blessing, which increased James' baserunning and defense by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
  
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]] the Sunbeams benefited from the [[Season_10#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing the [[Unlimited Tacos]] received, which decreased James' pitching, bringing it to {{Star Rating|3}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams benefited from the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs'''}} blessing the [[Unlimited Tacos]] received, which decreased James' pitching, bringing it to {{Star Rating|3}}.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], James played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], James played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
  
During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] the Sunbeams benefited from all four [[Season 13#Blessings 2|'''"Bubble"''']] blessings, which increased James' pitching and defense by 4%.
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams benefited from all four {{BetaSeason|13#Blessings 2|'''"Bubble"'''}} blessings, which increased James' pitching and defense by 4%.
  
During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]] James gained the [[Modifications#Fourth Strike|'''Fourth Strike''']] modification as a result of the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Mulligan''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}} James gained {{ModLink|The Fourth Strike}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Mulligan'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, James gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Rotation Flip'''}} blessing.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, James entered and exited the Sunbeams' [[Shadows]] two times as a result of [[Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 32, James retreated to the Sunbeams' Shadows in exchange for [[Zack Sanders]] at Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} '''Fax Machine'''.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
The so-called '''"Flames of James"''' are one of, if not ''the'' Sunbeams' greatest assets. While this is mostly metaphorical, a reference to the kind of luck that James brings to the field, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} also entirely wreathed in flames at all times.
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The so-called "Flames of James" are one of, if not ''the'' Sunbeams' greatest assets. While this is mostly metaphorical, a reference to the kind of luck that James brings to the field, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} also entirely wreathed in flames at all times.
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Miguel James was a great pitcher back in the Moab days, but when the [[Hellmouth (entity)|Hellmouth]] swallowed up everything, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|momentarily|momentarily|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} lost hope—until {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|Stared|Stared|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} Into the Sun. This did not blind James, but instead set {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} entirely aflame. With newfound confidence, swagger, and fire, Miguel James returned to the field—his confidence and charm unmatched, as is {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} passion.
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==Personal Life==
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[[File:Jameshasfun.png|alt=|left|thumb|260x260px|James hard at work on a sewing project.<br />by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov '''Coblin''']]]
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Miguel James finds success thanks to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} "forbidden second", in which everyone collectively blacks out during {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} pitch windup. Team officials have described James's pitching motion as "like cracking an egg with chopsticks".
  
Miguel James was a great pitcher back in the <span style="font-family: IBM Plex Sans; color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-size: 100%; text-shadow: 0px 0px 16px white;">Moab</span> days, but when the [[Hellmouth]] swallowed up everything, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|momentarily|momentarily|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} lost hope—until {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|Stared|Stared|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} Into the Sun. This did not blind James, but instead set {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} entirely aflame. With newfound confidence, swagger, and fire, Miguel James returned to the field—his confidence and charm unmatched, as is {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} passion.
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James has one of the finest collections of (regrettably flammable) hats in the Immaterial Plane.<ref>Much of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} collection predates {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} [[Adaptation]] into a humanoid fireball.</ref> A self-taught textile engineer, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|learned|learned|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} the skill as part of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} quest to find a fireproof hat. However, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|still|still|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} regularly hand-sews the Sunbeams logo onto {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat, as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} has not yet found a sufficiently fireproof applique and the logos keep burning off. During the offseason, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|teaches|teaches|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} fashion design courses at [[Hellmouth Community College]].
  
==Miguel James's Hat==
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Despite the Sunbeams being known for not having a large public presence, James has a respectable amount of clout in the fashion design world. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} known for frequently bringing up {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} status as a "pitching professional" in the midst of interviews about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} career as a designer and for stating the game to have "majorly influenced" a majority of the revolutionary<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[citation needed|<i>citation needed</i>]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> design elements {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} brought to the headwear scene. When an interviewer with ''Vlogue'' Magazine asked James about the experience of being flipped [[Negative]] in the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|enthusiastically|enthusiastically|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} responded with the following:
James has a cool hat that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|won't|won't|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} shut up about, no matter how often {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} told how cool it is. This intense enthusiasm is a near-guaranteed topic in any lengthy discussion with James, who explains that "finding fashionable, ethically-sourced headgear that can withstand over 5000 degrees Kelvin is a tough ask!"<ref>James will often talk about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat to the opposing batter while on the mound, pitching a game, to the fond exasperation of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} teammates.</ref>
 
  
James is effusive in interviews about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat, which supposedly took several years of globetrotting to find something which could withstand {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} flames while still being stylish. James encourages anyone "with plans to be on fire in the future<ref>"and even if you don't, because it never hurts to be prepared!"</ref>" to shop at the {{Deadlink|Hat Emporium}}, one of the retail outlets of the [[HELIOLATRY/Siblings_of_Solar_Exposure|Siblings of Exposure]].<ref>The [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]] encourages you to save time, shop online, and under no circumstances come to the [[Hellmouth]] to shop for hats.</ref>
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{{Flipped|1={{Quote|Have you ever seen the music video for "Take On Me"? Where he's like a drawing but he turns into a real dude? Being flipped negative is kind of like that. Or maybe not, I don't know, I've just been watching the music video for "Take On Me" on loop for the past like 3 days so it's sort of the only reference point I have. Hey, do you want to watch the music video for "Take On Me" with me?<ref>Following this statement, James proceeded to sing the entirety of "Take On Me", stopping periodically to describe what was happening in the music video. The recap took roughly 10 minutes, after which {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|stated|stated|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, "so yeah. It's exactly like that."</ref>|Miguel James|Vlogue Magazine}}}}
  
==Personal Life==
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} instaglam, as of the time of writing this article, has {{Random number|20}} followers. <!--change the first value in the Random number template to change the upper range. This RNG is based on the numerical day of the year -->
[[File:Jameshasfun.png|alt=|left|thumb|260x260px|James hard at work on a sewing project. By {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}]]
 
Miguel James finds success thanks to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} "forbidden second", in which everyone collectively blacks out during {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} pitch windup. Team officials have described James's pitching motion as "like cracking an egg with chopsticks".
 
  
James is a self-taught textile engineer, who learned the skill as part of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} quest to find a fireproof hat. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|still|still|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} regularly hand-sews the Sunbeams logo onto {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat, as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} yet to find a sufficiently fireproof applique and the logos keep burning off. In the offseason, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|teaches|teaches|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} fashion design courses at [[Hellmouth Community Collge]].
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===Miguel James's Hat===
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Miguel James has a cool hat that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|won't|won't|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} shut up about, no matter how often {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} told how cool it is. This intense enthusiasm is a near-guaranteed topic in any lengthy discussion with James, who explains that "finding fashionable, ethically-sourced headgear that can withstand over 5000 degrees Kelvin is a tough ask!"<ref>James will often talk about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat to the opposing batter while on the mound, pitching a game, to the fond exasperation of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} teammates.</ref>
  
James has one of the finest collections of (regrettably flammable) hats in the Immaterial Plane. Much of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} collection predates {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} [[Adaptation]] into a humanoid fireball. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} instaglam, as of the time of writing this article, has {{Random number|20}} followers. <!--change the first value in the Random number template to change the upper range. This RNG is based on the numerical day of the year -->
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James is effusive in interviews about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} hat, which supposedly took several years of globetrotting to find something which could withstand {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} flames while still being stylish. James encourages anyone "with plans to be on fire in the future"<ref>"and even if you don't, because it never hurts to be prepared!"</ref> to shop at the {{Deadlink|Hat Emporium}}, one of the retail outlets of the [[HELIOLATRY/Siblings of Solar Exposure|Siblings of Exposure]].<ref>The [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]] encourages you to save time, shop online, and under no circumstances come to the [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] to shop for hats.</ref>
  
 
==Controversies==
 
==Controversies==
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
 
* One of James’s many hobbies is trying to do kickflips and failing. [[Oliver Mueller]] has offered to teach {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, but {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|refuses|refuses|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} every time.
 
* One of James’s many hobbies is trying to do kickflips and failing. [[Oliver Mueller]] has offered to teach {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, but {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|refuses|refuses|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} every time.
* James has a large immediate family, all living in Hellmouth. Despite them all having the same last name and being active members of the community, it took until [[Season 10]] for the rest of the team to work this out.
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* James has a large immediate family, all living in [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]]. Despite them all having the same last name and being active members of the community, it took until {{BetaSeason|10}} for the rest of the team to work this out.
* If James signs any denomination of bill, that bill is now worth five dollars. James frequently attempts to use this to get out of sticky situations (keyword being attempts).
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* If James signs any denomination of bill, that bill is now worth five dollars. James frequently attempts to use this to get out of sticky situations.<ref>Keyword being ''attempts''.</ref>
* The current total cost of items Miguel has borrowed from [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy Delacruz]] and then lost is 237 dollars and 70 cents. It is unknown what Delacruz intends to do with this endlessly growing tab.  
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* The current total cost of items James has borrowed from [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy Delacruz]] and then lost is 237 dollars and 70 cents. It is unknown what Delacruz intends to do with this endlessly growing tab.  
 
* James, due to a misunderstanding of their name, once attempted to fight the entirety of the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in the parking lot of an IHOLP.  
 
* James, due to a misunderstanding of their name, once attempted to fight the entirety of the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in the parking lot of an IHOLP.  
* Since the opening of the Hellmouth, James has thrown 13 cell phones (11 {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} own, 2 other), 2 shoes (both left), and a framed photo of {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} into the mouth. It is unknown if this is the beginnings of an elaborate performance art piece, or poor impulse control.  
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* Since the opening of the [[Hellmouth (entity)|Hellmouth]], James has thrown 13 cell phones (11 {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} own, 2 other), 2 shoes (both left), and a framed photo of {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} into the mouth. It is unknown if this is the beginnings of an elaborate performance art piece, or poor impulse control.  
* The [[Seven Heleven|Seven-Helleven]] sells a flavor of Slurpee named after Miguel, called {{Deadlink|“Flame-gos of Mangos.”}} The flavor is similar to Mango Chili Lime, with the special feature that, despite being frozen, it will always burn your tongue upon consumption.  
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* The [[Seven Heleven|Seven-Helleven]] sells a flavor of Slurpee named after James, called {{Deadlink|"Flame-goes of Mangoes"}}. The flavor is similar to Mango Chili Lime, with the special feature that, despite being frozen, it will always burn your tongue upon consumption.  
* James is banned from most national parks, and is personally responsible for the popular slogan, “Only you can stop forest fires, Miguel James, you specifically, and you can do it by not visiting this park.
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* James is banned from most national parks, and is personally responsible for the popular slogan, "Only you can stop forest fires, Miguel James, you specifically, and you can do it by not visiting this park."
* James’s exact height is hard to record, due to the fluctuation of the flames, but it can be firmly placed in the “short king” range.  
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* James’s exact height is hard to record, due to the fluctuation of the flames, but it can be firmly placed in the "short king" range.  
 
* James can pitch, and is so, so good at it, and everyone loves it when {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|does|does|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, and loves to watch the good pitching.
 
* James can pitch, and is so, so good at it, and everyone loves it when {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|does|does|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, and loves to watch the good pitching.
 
* James did not write the above trivia fact.
 
* James did not write the above trivia fact.
  
 
==Fan Works==
 
==Fan Works==
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br />
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<small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Miguel%20James/works 'Miguel James' tag on AO3]''</small><br />
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/33189271 power isn't pain] by staradavid - When the [[Hellmouth (entity)|Hellmouth]] opens, it’s far more painful for [[Zack Sanders]] than it is for Miguel James.
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br />
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yq3kUZtluk iced tea doesn't go IN A MICROWAVE] by [https://twitter.com/miguelandmyhat/status/1331304227205943296 Miguel]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHqvfi6NR0 Dear ILB... plz], a request for [[Nerd Pacheco]] to be unshelled by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]
 
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File:Miguel-james.png|by Discord user Ephesos
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File:Miguel-james.png|by Discord user '''Ephesos'''
File:Miguel.png|art by {{Twitter|name=sapphriarocks}}
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File:Miguel.png|by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive''']
File:Miguel James.png|art by {{Twitter|name=OtherFishmonger}}
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File:Miguel James.png|by {{Twitter|name=OtherFishmonger}}
 
File:Miguel james.gif|by {{Twitter|name=churgalax}}
 
File:Miguel james.gif|by {{Twitter|name=churgalax}}
File:6078EE13-05A6-465C-8EEC-B0CD49329B38.jpeg|Miguel James by '''[https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1309192012583915520?s=20 @justmako]'''
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File:6078EE13-05A6-465C-8EEC-B0CD49329B38.jpeg|Miguel James<br />by [https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1309192012583915520 '''@justmako''']
File:Valjames by pysics.png|Miguel and [[Valentine Games]], with [[Zack Sanders]] in a supervisory role. By {{Twitter|name=_pysics}}
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File:Valjames by pysics.png|Miguel and [[Valentine Games]], with [[Zack Sanders]] in a supervisory role<br />by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}}
File:James by pysics.png|by {{Twitter|name=_Pysics}}
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File:James by pysics.png|by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}}
File:BdgInspirationJamesPNG.png|Inspirational Quote by {{Twitter|name=jellorain_}}
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File:BdgInspirationJamesPNG.png|Inspirational Quote<br />by {{Twitter|name=jellorain_}}
File:Minimiguel.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Minimiguel.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
File:Migueladaptation.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1337571470101389312?s=20 @_Pysics]'''
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File:Migueladaptation.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1337571470101389312 '''@_pysics''']
File:Onfire.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1337867971260190728?s=20 @larkiiiine]'''
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File:Onfire.png|alt=A drawing of Miguel James in mid-air, holding her hat in one hand. both Miguel and the skateboard (on which is redundantly printed some flames) are on fire. Text in the background reads \"ON FIRE\".|by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1337867971260190728 '''larkine''']
File:Flames of games real babey!.png|alt=An image of Miguel James looking rad as hell in her Sunbeams jersey and a wide brimmed hat with sharp teeth arranged around the brim pointing down like stalactites and candles lit along the top of the brim. His hair is long and made of flames. He's smiling and across his face are droplets of something, reminiscent of candle wax, making it look like she's melting.|by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1348313656124051456?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Flames of games real babey!.png|alt=An image of Miguel James looking rad as hell in her Sunbeams jersey and a wide brimmed hat with sharp teeth arranged around the brim pointing down like stalactites and candles lit along the top of the brim. His hair is long and made of flames. He's smiling and across his face are droplets of something, reminiscent of candle wax, making it look like she's melting.|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1348313656124051456 '''@glassgoblin''']
File:Iggy+miguel by ash.jpg|The Sunbeams' two resident troublemakers, [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy]] and Miguel. By '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1337205431337439232? Ash]'''
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File:Iggy+miguel by ash.jpg|The Sunbeams' two resident troublemakers, [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy]] and Miguel<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1337205431337439232 '''Ash''']
File:Getinloser by ash.jpg|Iggy and Miguel James inviting [[Zack Sanders]] on their shopping excursion. By '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1337230484254896128? Ash]'''
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File:Getinloser by ash.jpg|Iggy and Miguel inviting Zack on their shopping excursion<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1337230484254896128 '''Ash''']
 
File:Iggy+miguel eldorado by glempy.jpg|Miguel and Iggy, partners in crime.<br />by {{Twitter|name=glempy}}
 
File:Iggy+miguel eldorado by glempy.jpg|Miguel and Iggy, partners in crime.<br />by {{Twitter|name=glempy}}
File:Iggy Chillin.png|alt=A drawing of Iggy Delacruz relaxing on a concrete bench. They're wearing a yellow crop-top and Sunbeams pinstripe shorts, over the knee socks with stripes in the colors of the nonbinary flag, and yellow sneakers with smiling suns on the inner ankle. They have one arm stretched out on the back of the bench and their eyes are closed. On the bench next to them is Miguel James, who is lying on his back, tossing a blaseball into the air with one hand. He's wearing a yellow zip-up jacket, blue jeans, and the same yellow sneakers with suns as Iggy. On the bench next to her head is a striped hat in the colors of the bigender flag.|Miguel chillin' with Iggy. by RNHornets
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File:Iggy Chillin.png|alt=A drawing of Iggy Delacruz relaxing on a concrete bench. They're wearing a yellow crop-top and Sunbeams pinstripe shorts, over the knee socks with stripes in the colors of the nonbinary flag, and yellow sneakers with smiling suns on the inner ankle. They have one arm stretched out on the back of the bench and their eyes are closed. On the bench next to them is Miguel James, who is lying on his back, tossing a blaseball into the air with one hand. He's wearing a yellow zip-up jacket, blue jeans, and the same yellow sneakers with suns as Iggy. On the bench next to her head is a striped hat in the colors of the bigender flag.|Miguel chillin' with Iggy<br />by '''RNHornets'''
File:Nihilism.jpg|Iggy & Miguel describe Nihilism<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1351727522942169090?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:Nihilism.jpg|Iggy & Miguel describe Nihilism<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1351727522942169090 Ash]'''
File:Babey Miguel.png|alt=An image of Miguel James in a Sunbeams uniform & brimmed hat, turning back over her shoulder to look at the viewer.|by lizzyserf on discord
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File:Babey Miguel.png|alt=An image of Miguel James in a Sunbeams uniform & brimmed hat, turning back over her shoulder to look at the viewer.|by {{Twitter|name=lizzycentral}}
File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is kneeling next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|Miguel making [[Lars Taylor]]'s Ren Faire outfit. By '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160?s=20 @_iznj]'''
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File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is kneeling next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|Miguel making [[Lars Taylor]]'s Ren Faire outfit<br />by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 '''@_iznj''']
File:Flames of james babeyyy.jpg|alt=An image of Miguel James in a Sunbeams Uniform, black shorts with a yellow stripe down the side, a white shirt with yellow pinstripes, and a black undershirt. A small ball of fire is being tossed up out of his right hand.|The "Flames of James"<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1367695054555541505?s=20 @_pysics]'''
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File:Flames of james babeyyy.jpg|alt=An image of Miguel James in a Sunbeams Uniform, black shorts with a yellow stripe down the side, a white shirt with yellow pinstripes, and a black undershirt. A small ball of fire is being tossed up out of his right hand.|The "Flames of James"<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1367695054555541505 '''@_pysics''']
File:Do NOT talk to us we are VIBING.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams players Iggy Delacruz, Zack Sanders, & Miguel James wearing sunglasses and vibing together.|''vibing''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1348026631907135490?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:Do NOT talk to us we are VIBING.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams players Iggy Delacruz, Zack Sanders, & Miguel James wearing sunglasses and vibing together.|''vibing''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1348026631907135490 '''Ash''']
File:IF THE COMMISSIONER BANS ME FROM USING THE GRIND RAIL WITH MY FOURTH STRIKE MODIF I WILL FACE SOL AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE HELLMOUTH.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Miguel James and his skateboard which he unfortunately can't use as a pitcher (TGB please fix).|by '''[https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1378071625824931843?s=20 Saffron]'''
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File:IF THE COMMISSIONER BANS ME FROM USING THE GRIND RAIL WITH MY FOURTH STRIKE MODIF I WILL FACE SOL AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE HELLMOUTH.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Miguel James and his skateboard which he unfortunately can't use as a pitcher (TGB please fix).|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1378071625824931843 '''Chamomile''']
File:Who is She.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds @desmodusrotunds]'''
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File:Miggy Jamez.png|alt=An image of Miguel James wearing an orange Sunbeams uniform with "Beams" across the front and blaseball cap with a sun on it. His "hair" is made of flames and is tied back in a ponytail and his sneakers are red with orange detail and yellow laces. She is pointing double finger guns and has an open-mouthed, excited expression. The image is signed "Miguel James!" at the bottom with a doodle of a fire next to it.|by [https://twitter.com/blazeballs130/status/1373289994895425539 '''@blazeballs130''']
File:Miggy Jamez.png|alt=An image of Miguel James wearing an orange Sunbeams uniform with "Beams" across the front and blaseball cap with a sun on it. His "hair" is made of flames and is tied back in a ponytail and his sneakers are red with orange detail and yellow laces. She is pointing double finger guns and has an open-mouthed, excited expression. The image is signed "Miguel James!" at the bottom with a doodle of a fire next to it.|James by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130/status/1373289994895425539?s=20 @blazeballs130]'''
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File:Fun & Flirty Summer Fashion.png|alt=A digital drawing of Miguel James in a black sleeveless top, matching black wide-brim hat, short-shorts, and a jacket that's slipping off his shoulders. He's pulling his sunglasses down with one hand while the other rest on his leg.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating '''Ash''']
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File:Who is She.png|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace''']
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File:🛹⤴️🔀⤵️🏅.png|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Miguel James grinning while doing a sick skateboard trick.|''Skateboard Trick!''<br />by [https://twitter.com/tangeriiiiiine/status/1406986732130619392 '''@tangeriiiiiine''']
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File:THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT.png|thumb|A screen with the Sunbeams players Miguel James, Lars Taylor, Zack Sanders, Sandoval Crossing, Sigmund Castillo, and Hahn Fox each in boxes waving at the viewer. Miguel is a person on fire with completely yellow eyes and a mouth wearing a pink sun hat and a blue tank top. Lars is a person with dark brown skin, pointy ears, purple hair with stars in it, and one yellow eye dressed as a cowboy with a black shirt, brown hat and vest, and yellow bolo tie. Zack is a person with medium-dark skin, yellow petals for hair shaped like an afro, yellow eyes, and gold streaks down from her eyes wearing gold eye shadow, a green tank-top, and dangle earrings with hearts at the end. Sandy is a person with tan skin, shoulder length white hair partially tied into a bun, a white beard, one normal black eye the other black with sunlight in it, dressed like a crossing guard. Siggy is a grey, stone castle. Hahn is a person with medium brown skin rainbow squid tentacles for hair. Her eyes are closed.|''THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT'' cast<br />by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1417632733044658179 '''@_iznj''']
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File:Tag Two Blokes Who Do F██k All.png|alt=A digital drawing of Miguel James and Iggy Delacruz. Miguel is a person entirely on fire, wearing ripped jeans, a green varsity jacket, and a hat. Iggy is a fire elemental that is leaning their arm on Miguel's shoulder. They are wearing a crop-top pink-and-black hoodie over a black mesh shirt, and green sweats.|Miguel with Iggy<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive''']
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File:Hell's moving castle vibes.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Miguel James, a player who is made entirely of fire. She's wearing a white blouse with puffy sleeves, a light blue scarf, and a tan sunhat. She has blue eyeliner on that is the same shade as her scarf.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1399202199595589632 '''Ash''']
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File:BEST hat maker in the Hellmouth.jpg|alt=A sketch of Miguel James, a person made of fire with short flames for hair and completely yellow eyes and a mouth. Miguel is wearing a light blue tank top and black shorts with blue stripes down the side of the leg. She is also wearing a purplish-blue floppy wizard's hat with a golden sun hanging off the end. He is saying \"Best hat maker in the Hellmouth\" and looking quite proud. The background is light red.|''“BEST hat maker in the Hellmouth”''<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
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File:"Forbidden Second".png|alt=A digital drawing done in Kidpix of Sunbeams player Miguel James pitching. She is holding the ball in her right hand and getting ready to throw. One eyebrow is quirked and her tongue is poking out slightly.|''“Forbidden Second”''<br />by {{Twitter|name=amadis}}
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File:BFFL​​.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Iggy Delacruz arguing with Zack Sanders over who gets to be Alvin in their Alvin and the Chipmunks group costume. In the foreground, Miguel James is crouched and holding up a peace sign.|''BFFL''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1442661852689932290 '''Ash''']
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File:Photos taken seconds before disaster.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Miguel James and her skateboard which she is using, against better advice.|''Photos taken seconds before disaster''<br />by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1435123720620740609 '''Chamomile''']
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File:Thems.jpg|alt=A digital illustration of Sunbeams players Miguel James and Lars Taylor. Miguel is a person entirely on fire, wearing an open white shirt with the sleeves rolled up, black high-waisted pants, and a gold belt. Lars is a person with dark brown skin and dark blueish-purple hair, wearing a long sleeve button up black shirt, black pants with gold accents, and a belt with a sun belt buckle.|Miguel with Lars<br />by [https://twitter.com/Captora_/status/1411711526386507778 '''@Captora_''']
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File:Losing Hope.jpg|alt=Digital drawing of the moment Miguel James attempted to save Zack Sanders's life during the opening of the Hellmouth, but instead accidentally caught her on fire when he spontaneously burst into flames, killing her. It depicts the two of them engulfed in flames on either sides of the sun, cut in half by a jagged black shadow.|''Losing Hope''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1448142371451981825 '''Ash''']
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File:Haha Some Funnee OG Pitchers.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders, Miguel James, and Lars Taylor. The trio is in front of a flat surface, which Zack is leaning on and Lars is resting his arms and head on. Zack is a person with brown skin, sunflower petals for hair, freckles across her cheeks, and leaf-green arms. She is wearing a simple teal sleeveless shirt and is holding her cheek with one hand while looking at Miguel, a person entirely on fire wearing a blue collared shirt and matching blue wizard hat. Next to Miguel is Lars is an individual with purple skin and wavy green hair filled with tiny glittering stars. He is wearing an orange t-shirt and is resting his face on his folded arm.|James with [[Zack Sanders]] and [[Lars Taylor]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478110445844140035 '''Olive''']
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File:Miggy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Miguel James. Miguel has skin with a glowing-orange tint to it and her hair which covers both her eyes and the right side of her face is completely made of fire. She is wearing a white t-shirt underneath a black jacket with the collar popped and a blue beanie. The background is a dark green, with a yellow sun.|by [https://twitter.com/viciathief/status/1450877494698074112 '''@viciathief''']
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File:The pico has combusted.png|alt=Digital drawing of Sunbeams players Sandy Crossing, Miguel James, and Borg Ruiz having a carne asada.|''“the pico has combusted...”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1522066387627294723 '''Ash''']
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File:I So Small.png|alt=Digital drawing of a very small Miguel James, in a teeny-tiny bowtie and hat.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1524585511154765825 '''Ash''']
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File:Miguel he's on fire.png|alt=An edit of Adam Sandler; he has a fire overlay.|miguel
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File:We cooking!!!!.png|thumb|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders, Miguel James, and Iggy Delacruz. They are sitting in the desert under the stars. Zack is a person with sunflower petals for hair, and green skin apart from on her face. Iggy has ashy grey skin and a glowing head of blue fire. Zack and Iggy are toasting marshmallows on Miguel, who is a person made entirely of fire.|James, [[Zack Sanders|Zack]], and [[Igneus Delacruz|Iggy]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478110445844140035 '''Olive''']
 
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===Fanfiction===
 
*[https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Miguel%20James/works 'Miguel James' tag] on AO3
 
===Videos===
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yq3kUZtluk iced tea doesnt go IN A MICROWAVE] by [https://twitter.com/miguelandmyhat Miguel]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHqvfi6NR0 Dear ILB... plz], a request for Nerd Pacheco to be unshelled by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 20:09, 16 September 2023

Miguel James was a player in the Shadows for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

James joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β6 elections the Sunbeams received the Move the Mounds Closer blessing and benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Boston Flowers received, which increased James' pitching from to .

On Season β7, Day 74, James' baserunning ability was siphoned by Baltimore Crabs lineup player Tillman Henderson in a game with Blooddrain weather, dropping it from ★★★½ to ★★½. During the Season β7 elections the Sunbeams received the Stickum blessing, which randomized James' defense from ★★★ to ★½ .

During the Season β9 elections the Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased James' baserunning and defense by .

During the Season β10 elections the Sunbeams benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Unlimited Tacos received, which decreased James' pitching, bringing it to .

During the Coffee Cup, James played for Royal PoS as a pitcher.

During the Season β13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased James' pitching and defense by 4%.

During the Season β15 elections James gained The Fourth Strike modification as a result of the Mulligan blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, James gained the Negative modification as a result of the Rotation Flip blessing.

Over the course of Season β23, James entered and exited the Sunbeams' Shadows two times as a result of Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

On Season β24, Day 32, James retreated to the Sunbeams' Shadows in exchange for Zack Sanders at Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

The so-called "Flames of James" are one of, if not the Sunbeams' greatest assets. While this is mostly metaphorical, a reference to the kind of luck that James brings to the field, she is also entirely wreathed in flames at all times.

Miguel James was a great pitcher back in the Moab days, but when the Hellmouth swallowed up everything, he momentarily lost hope—until she Stared Into the Sun. This did not blind James, but instead set him entirely aflame. With newfound confidence, swagger, and fire, Miguel James returned to the field—his confidence and charm unmatched, as is her passion.

Personal Life

James hard at work on a sewing project.
by Coblin

Miguel James finds success thanks to his "forbidden second", in which everyone collectively blacks out during her pitch windup. Team officials have described James's pitching motion as "like cracking an egg with chopsticks".

James has one of the finest collections of (regrettably flammable) hats in the Immaterial Plane.[1] A self-taught textile engineer, he learned the skill as part of her quest to find a fireproof hat. However, he still regularly hand-sews the Sunbeams logo onto her hat, as he has has not yet found a sufficiently fireproof applique and the logos keep burning off. During the offseason, she teaches fashion design courses at Hellmouth Community College.

Despite the Sunbeams being known for not having a large public presence, James has a respectable amount of clout in the fashion design world. He is known for frequently bringing up her status as a "pitching professional" in the midst of interviews about his career as a designer and for stating the game to have "majorly influenced" a majority of the revolutionary[citation needed] design elements she has brought to the headwear scene. When an interviewer with Vlogue Magazine asked James about the experience of being flipped Negative in the Season β22 elections, he enthusiastically responded with the following:

Have you ever seen the music video for "Take On Me"? Where he's like a drawing but he turns into a real dude? Being flipped negative is kind of like that. Or maybe not, I don't know, I've just been watching the music video for "Take On Me" on loop for the past like 3 days so it's sort of the only reference point I have. Hey, do you want to watch the music video for "Take On Me" with me?[2]

Miguel James, Vlogue Magazine

Her instaglam, as of the time of writing this article, has 10 followers.

Miguel James's Hat

Miguel James has a cool hat that he won't shut up about, no matter how often she is told how cool it is. This intense enthusiasm is a near-guaranteed topic in any lengthy discussion with James, who explains that "finding fashionable, ethically-sourced headgear that can withstand over 5000 degrees Kelvin is a tough ask!"[3]

James is effusive in interviews about his hat, which supposedly took several years of globetrotting to find something which could withstand her flames while still being stylish. James encourages anyone "with plans to be on fire in the future"[4] to shop at the Hat Emporium, one of the retail outlets of the Siblings of Exposure.[5]

Controversies

Official Miguel James merchandise has been linked to collectors befalling fire-based misfortunes of various stripes. This has included spontaneous combustion, hallucinations of fire and smoke, and the Tug. The "curse" has not been observed in counterfeit merchandise, as all of it spontaneously combusts upon completion of manufacture.[6]

This phenomenon has been observed in replica uniforms, "Flames of James Lighter Fluid And Commemorative 'Beverage' Flask"s, and Tlopps cards.

Trivia

  • One of James’s many hobbies is trying to do kickflips and failing. Oliver Mueller has offered to teach him, but she refuses every time.
  • James has a large immediate family, all living in Hellmouth. Despite them all having the same last name and being active members of the community, it took until Season β10 for the rest of the team to work this out.
  • If James signs any denomination of bill, that bill is now worth five dollars. James frequently attempts to use this to get out of sticky situations.[7]
  • The current total cost of items James has borrowed from Iggy Delacruz and then lost is 237 dollars and 70 cents. It is unknown what Delacruz intends to do with this endlessly growing tab.
  • James, due to a misunderstanding of their name, once attempted to fight the entirety of the Chicago Firefighters in the parking lot of an IHOLP.
  • Since the opening of the Hellmouth, James has thrown 13 cell phones (11 his own, 2 other), 2 shoes (both left), and a framed photo of herself into the mouth. It is unknown if this is the beginnings of an elaborate performance art piece, or poor impulse control.
  • The Seven-Helleven sells a flavor of Slurpee named after James, called "Flame-goes of Mangoes". The flavor is similar to Mango Chili Lime, with the special feature that, despite being frozen, it will always burn your tongue upon consumption.
  • James is banned from most national parks, and is personally responsible for the popular slogan, "Only you can stop forest fires, Miguel James, you specifically, and you can do it by not visiting this park."
  • James’s exact height is hard to record, due to the fluctuation of the flames, but it can be firmly placed in the "short king" range.
  • James can pitch, and is so, so good at it, and everyone loves it when he does, and loves to watch the good pitching.
  • James did not write the above trivia fact.

Fan Works

Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Miguel James' tag on AO3

Videos

References

  1. Much of her collection predates his Adaptation into a humanoid fireball.
  2. Following this statement, James proceeded to sing the entirety of "Take On Me", stopping periodically to describe what was happening in the music video. The recap took roughly 10 minutes, after which she stated, "so yeah. It's exactly like that."
  3. James will often talk about his hat to the opposing batter while on the mound, pitching a game, to the fond exasperation of her teammates.
  4. "and even if you don't, because it never hurts to be prepared!"
  5. The Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board encourages you to save time, shop online, and under no circumstances come to the Hellmouth to shop for hats.
  6. This does not appear to apply to fan-made or small-scale merchandise, which instead is said to emit a "comfy feeling, like sitting by a roaring fireplace."
  7. Keyword being attempts.