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| − | {{Player|team=[[ | + | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|status=Active|rating={{Star Rating|3}}|batting={{Star Rating|3}}|pitching={{Star Rating|3.5}}|baserunning={{Star Rating|4}}|defense={{Star Rating|4}}|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Repenting|coffee=Milk Substitute|blood=O|fate=32|soulscream=HEEIAHEEIAHAHAEAAHAEAAXUAAAXUAAAXOIAXHOIAXHOAEAXEAEAXEAAEIXEAEIXEA|pronouns=he/him|image1=[[File:mARCO_sTINK_pROPAGANDA.png|thumb]]|caption1=Image by [https://twitter.com/bearoverdrive @BearOverdrive]|uuid =87e6ae4b-67de-4973-aa56-0fc9835a1e1e}} |
| − | '''Marco Stink''' is a lineup player for the [[ | + | '''Marco Stink''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Stink has been with the Mints since [[Season 8]], Day 63 when they swapped from the [[Dallas Steaks]] with [[Dickerson Morse]] due to [[Feedback]]. |
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==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | + | Stink joined the Steaks on [[Season 2]], Day 51 when he replaced [[Lars Mendoza]] due to incineration. | |
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| + | On [[Season 3]], Day 4 Stink ate a stray [[Peanuts]] and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player. | ||
| − | + | One of Stink's notable achievements is y [https://en.wik the a.org/wiki/Nezara_viridu following a tense game and the incineration of the millions of.others{{Community Lore}} | |
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain"). | Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain"). | ||
| − | == Trivia == | + | ==Trivia== |
| − | * Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will | + | *Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will |
* Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrace_House_(franchise) Terrace House] | * Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrace_House_(franchise) Terrace House] | ||
*Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with | *Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with | ||
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[[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | [[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
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Revision as of 13:21, 24 September 2020
Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Stink has been with the Mints since Season 8, Day 63 when they swapped from the Dallas Steaks with Dickerson Morse due to Feedback.
Stink has been with the Steaks since
Official League Records
Stink joined the Steaks on Season 2, Day 51 when he replaced Lars Mendoza due to incineration.
On Season 3, Day 4 Stink ate a stray Peanuts and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player.
One of Stink's notable achievements is y [https://en.wik the a.org/wiki/Nezara_viridu following a tense game and the incineration of the millions of.others
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?"
Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").
Trivia
- Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
- Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House
- Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with
- As a natural vegetarian, introduced the Steaks to the idea of watermelon steak
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| Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
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| Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
| History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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