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Spatula Steakknife - child}}Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | Spatula Steakknife - child}}Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:34, 30 August 2020
Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
Spoon does not currently have any notable events on record.
Appearance
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.
They are a living marble statue.
History
At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.
Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.
In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.
Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.
Trivia
- Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
- They only listen to Justice.
- They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
- They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
- Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.
Fan Art
Edit by PhirephighterFil.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Justice Spoon is from Chicago
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
