Bright Zimmerman

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Bright Zimmerman is a pitcher on the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

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Zimmerman has no notable events on record.

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Bright Zim (on official documents Bright Zimmerman) is a merfolk pitcher for the Philly Pies. He gained renown pitching for the Underleague team, the Atlantis Sharkbait. When he came ashore, he introduced himself formally as "Bright Zim, merman." His surname was incorrectly recorded as Zimmerman, which still follows him on his official records to this day.

While the move to an Internet League Blaseball team is a step up in the world of blaseball, it is one rarely taken by merfolk due to their difficulties in living on land. It is rumored that Bright actually joined the team to escape a massive fish debt that he had accrued. This is supported by the fact that he initially spent much of his time in disguise as a popular folk musician. After it was pointed out to him that his tail easily gave him away, he abandoned the disguise.

Since joining the Pies, he has struggled, which many attribute to the differences in pitching above and below water. In games in which he is pitching, it takes roughly ten minutes to set up his pitching tank each time that he takes the mound.