Baltimore Crabs
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The Baltimore Crabs are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.
Players
- Pedro Davids
- Valentine Games
- Parker Parra
- Kennedy Loser
- Combs Duende
- Sutton Dreamy
- Forrest Best
- Joshua Watson
- Holden Stanton
Rotating Players
Former Players
Incinerated
Transferred
- Winnie Hess (To the Kansas City Breath Mints, end of Season 1)
Allegiances
- Dallas Steaks, aka the Surf N Turf
Other Information
Theme Song
Fans
The Crabs are a hardy bunch. They're always ready for the long game, often cheering for a draw into extra time just so they can get a few extra innings of The Bleautiful Game.
Chants
- CLAWS UP!
- for christ's sake holden
- CLAWS UP FOR TRANS RIGHTS. 🦀 PINCH HATE.
Mascot
The Crabs' mascot (crabscot) is a crab named Crab Scott. They wield a knife in one claw and a cigarette in the other. They do not fear death.
Season Results
| Season | Wins | Losses | Notable Events |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | TBC | TBC | |
| 2 - 'The Discipline Era' | TBC | TBC | First team to reach a 20-inning game, versus the Jazz Hands. |
| 3 | TBC | TBC |
Fan Art
To be added.
