Going to add the Delivery Driver (the Crabs' personal food delivery driver) and Crab Brian (notable fan) to the Staff section, as well as making pages for them uhhhh when I get around to it. Drafts of their pages are here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UdjM4AnETtwcG-sSMuMYwiSHazyOTCkyYbfBuY0yHZ8/edit?usp=sharing https://docs.google.com/document/d/13Hqk7OHUE6p7RJ-z1BtYUzRqAUCJWwRCW9FUNz9YFQI/edit?usp=sharing
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Additions to Staff Section
Addition to Community Reports: Rivals
Adding NaN to the Baltimore Crabs' list of rivals.
Updating and simplifying staff section
updating the "Staff" section to be shorter, and just link to the relevant pages. Let me know what you think!
The Baltimore Crabs and their stadium is managed and cared for by a collection of crabs, crab-like beings, and literal crabs. Among their hard working staff are:
- Howard and Dwayne the Co-Managers, who were appointed by Mother Crab as a wedding day gift.
- The Clawricle the Coach, who may possess the gift of prophecy, or be an ordinary crab. (or both)
- Crab Scott the Mascot, who does not fear death, and harbors endless rage and vengeance against the blaseball Gods.
- Yurts Trunbo the Groundskeeper, who cares for the Crabitat and the memorial pearls for lost players.
- Runolfio Peeper the Poet Laureate, who writes tributes for Crabs and former Crabs.
Adding History Summary
update has been made
Looking to update the history section with a short summary based on the actual history page.
The original Baltimore Crabs were founded in ██52, and had an intricate relationship with the Mother Crab, though reports vary on what exactly it was. This peaked with the murder of the Old One by the people of Baltimore. Though details remain unclear to outsiders it is commonly agreed by Baltimorean's, including the original Baltimore Crabs team, that it "had to be done".
Members of the Crabs have said that they are driven to be the best blaseball players they can be, so that they may ascend to the gates of blaseball's pantheon and, repeated, "strangle the blaseball gods with [their] bare hands/claws." While they could not be reached for comment since their ascension, it is assumed that they are achieving mixed results.
Players on the Baltimore Crabs, as well as the people of Baltimore often undergo a little understood process referred to as Carcinization; the process of a person turning, partially or fully, into a Crab. While occasionally this process can occur at birth, it is also often recorded later in life, or happening to inanimate objects or buildings in the area.
Adding Crabitat Summary
Update has been made
Freshening up the Crabitat Summary, including taking a line from the current Crabitat page.
The Crabs' home stadium is the Crabitat which is located on the edge of the Chesapeake Bay in Baltimore. From the outside of the stadium resembles a giant crab although reports of it's origins are scattered. When asked the people of Baltimore report it is the body of the Mother Crab, one of her chosen, the machine that was used to kill her or even a building that underwent Carcinization at a massive scale.
Crabs lineup player Tillman Henderson is on record as trying to get the name “Crustadium” to catch on, but he is also on record as conveniently slipping in a puddle of chummy water every time he mentions it to a reporter.
Adding a new Rival
At the request of the Crabitat I am adding "Tillman Henderson" as a Rival.
Adding Entries for Season 10 and Season 11
Added to the page.
Adding to the chart for our season results, since it's short I'll just include the full text here.
Backdraft 69-30 After a strong season and sweeping the first two rounds of the playoffs the Crabs met the Shoe Thieves for a rematch in the finals. On their third and final game of the series Tot Fox scored the 10th run and destroyed the Sun and the Moon, and ate one of the Shoe Thieves' Wins, leading to a final score of -1-3. After the game the Crabs faced off against the Shelled One's Pods in Day X, and were defeated in the bottom of the first inning. Regardless of their defeat, this third championship victory did trigger ascension and the Crabs were called up to the Major Leagues.
Peace and Prosperity 1-98 The Big Leagues - the crabs were obscured from sight only viewable through the Telescope. Though eventually located at Blaseball2, the crabs remain trapped in The Big Leagues and proceeded to loose 49 consecutive games. Their single victory in game 50 was followed by another 48 consecutive losses.
uhhh ignore the typos I will get an edit of this before I post it I promise.
Updating "Rumours and Reports" sidebar
Update has been completed!
Fist time editor here - I'm looking to update the sidebar to: > Add "Capitalism" (Crabitalism?) as Rival > Add a "Friends" section and list the Garages and Firefighters > Add a "Mascot" section and list Crab Scott (and link to the Crab Scott page) > Update the "Stadium" section to link out to the Crabitat page. > Possibly remove the inactive accounts for the social media sections, but I'd love to hear thoughts on that.
Updating "Fan Art" section
Edit has been completed!
Proposed update is just to swap out that section with a gallery style section with various team logos and lineup photos.
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