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− | Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering [[The Fire House]], he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. | + | Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering [[The Fire House]], he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. His jersey number is now Truck 62, reflecting his status as the 62nd firetruck in Chicago. |
Axel repurposed his ''Literal Arm Cannon'' as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with [[Royal Crown Malort]]. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!" | Axel repurposed his ''Literal Arm Cannon'' as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with [[Royal Crown Malort]]. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!" |
Revision as of 16:59, 29 August 2020
Axel Trololol is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters. He previously pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was traded to the Firefighters for Atlas Guerra due to the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.
Official League Records
Trololol was the recipient of the Season 2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, raising his pitching rating from ★★ to ★★★★★. The Season 3 Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to ★★★★★½.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series.
Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.
Cybernetic Enhancements
Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"
Trade to Chicago Firefighters
Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the Chicago Firefighters. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering The Fire House, he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. His jersey number is now Truck 62, reflecting his status as the 62nd firetruck in Chicago.
Axel repurposed his Literal Arm Cannon as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with Royal Crown Malort. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!"
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
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Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
We Are From Chicago |