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Team Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.
Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.
Every member of the Breath Mints team have, at some time, failed the bar exam.
After 22 seasons of desperately reaching for success and falling short, the Breath Mints finally found themselves in the Season 22 Internet Series Overbracket finals, where they managed to secure victory against the Tokyo Lift, earning themselves a long-coveted championship ring. They will flaunt this at any opportunity.
Staff
- General Manager - Max Betmint
- Batting Coach - Samantha Grink
- Pitching Coach - Atlas Guerra
- Second Base Coach - Alexander Wallender
- Radio Broadcaster - Dan Altoid
- Mascot - Kacey Greens Jr.
- Predator - The Spearmint
Nicknames
- The Breath Mints.
- The Death Mints.
- Minties
- Minty Fresh
- Fresh Death
Theme Song
Team Culture
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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.
Parliamint and Repeating
Select Chants
Team-Wide
- The Breath Mints.
- Fresh Breath Here We Come / Kansas City Number One!
- Fresh Breath Here We Are / Kansas City's Come So Far!
- Line go up! Ball go WAKC! Kansas City's on the Attack!
- MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
- We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*
- Wow, this is a close one! (during a close game or comically unclose game)
- DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BREATH MINT
- Count the ring! (after winning the Season 22 Internet Series)
Player-Specific
- I Kina like Kina! (Kina Larsen)
- Hot Singles in Your Area! (Rodriguez Internet)
- GA AHINO! (Helga Washington)
- Sicko Jode! (Jode Preston)
- Shoot from the Moon! (Mooney Doctor II)
- What! (Marco Stink)
- Live 🌱 Laugh 🤣 Leach 💀 (Leach Ingram)
- Winnie You Better Win EEEEEEEEEE! (Winnie Hess)
Rituals
- Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season 7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
- Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).
