Yellowstone Magic
The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1[1]. They are coached by Alf Merlinmeyer the Prophesied. Originally owned by the Oconnor family, the family abandoned the team after the incineration of Famous Oconnor. The Magic are currently owned by the eccentric Park Service.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark).
The Magic are particularly well known to fans of the IBL for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast two of the best runners league wide.
The Ancestral Bat of the Magic is Ol' Faithful, hewn from a branch of the oldest pine tree in Yellowstone. It was sealed away under the ballpark for fear of its immense extradimensional power between Season One and the first Postseason. Many Magic fans speculate that this is why the Magic fell from number one seed to a first round loss in the postseason. The Oconnors lobbied to have the bat brought back. Merlinmeyer forbade it.
The Yellowstone Magic pull their rookies from various teams in The Underleagues, including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.
Current Players/Team Information
Lineup
- Washer Barajas
- Sutton Picklestein
- Francisco Preston
- Bevan Wise
- Richardson Turquoise
- Penelope Mathews
- Halexandrey Walton
- Eizabeth Elliott
- Oscar Dollie
Pitchers
Former Players
- Sosa Elftower (Incinerated Season 2, Day 64)
- Famous Oconnor (Incinerated Season 2, Day 65)
Season Results
| Season | Record | Win % | Place in CG Division | Season Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1* | 62-35 | .626 | 1st | Eliiminated in the postseason by the Boston Flowers |
| 2 | 49-50 | .494 | 3rd | |
| 3 | 53-46 | .535 | 3rd |
* Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.
Chants/Mantras
Fan chants are carefully vetted by the Park Service for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game.
- As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
- Leave no trace!
- HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)
- Pack it in! (Followed by) Pack it out!
- (During home games) This is where the magic happens!
- (Following home runs, grand slams) ALA-KA-SLAM!
- (After the Magic scores) And for my next trick!
- (For Washer Barajas) Wash em out!
- (For Francisco Preston) That's my dad!
- (For Bevan Wise) Wise up Bevan!
- (For Richard Turqoise) TURQ!
- (For Penelope Mathews) Lucky Penny!
- (For Halexandrey Walton) Hex em Halex!
- (For Curry Aliciakeyes) Spice it up!
- (For Cory Twelve) Atta bot!
- (For Cory Twelve) You're doing great sweetie!
- (For Yeong-Ho Garcia) Let's Go Yeong-Ho!
Fan Art
 Logo by Cobaltcakes. |
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Arcane Research
