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==Season 20==
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'''Parker MacMillan IIIII''' (or '''Parker MacMillan the Fifth''', often stylized as '''Parker MacMillan <s>IIII</s>''') is the third and current intern-interim [[Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]].  
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===Sun(Sun)===
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At the start of the season, Sun (Sun) remained visible on the standings page, with a gauge labeled as "pressure" that seemed to rise with every Run, Win, and Incineration in the league.
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===The Depth Chart===
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Season 20 marked the introduction of the Depth chart, which was was a way for teams to visualize where they fell along the league's levels. The Y axis of the grid represented a team's eDensity in relation to the League, while the x axis represented an unknown variable. The top of the chart featured a desert, while the bottom of the chart featured a number of clouds as well as the Gate that was seen on [http://www.blaseball2.com/ Blaseball2].
  
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MacMillan <s>IIII</s> became The Commissioner following the [[Modifications|percolation]] of [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] during Round 1 of the [[Coffee Cup]].
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The chart was split across the middle with a line resembling the MVP line seen on the Idol Board, and teams moved closer to the Desert or Gate as their Credit Rating changed.
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===The Fifth Base===
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During the [[Season 19|Season 19 elections]], [[Jesús Koch]] received the Legendary Super Roamin' Fifth Base from the blessing of the same name, becoming Super Roamin' and roaming to a new team every 9 days.
  
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==Official History==
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On '''Day 38''' the Fifth Base was placed down for the first time in [[The Oven]] and fans discovered the intricacies of the Legendary Item.  A baserunner holding the The Fifth Base has a small chance of placing and stealing to the Fifth Base in the ballpark they are currently playing in, giving the ballpark '''{{ModifInline|EXTRA_BASE|duration=permanent}}''' modification and removing the item from the player. If a baserunner is standing on the placed Fifth Base, they have a small chance of stealing the base, giving them this item and removing the modification from the ballpark.  
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Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] was [[Percolated]] during the [[Coffee Cup]].  
 
  
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MacMillan took to the role with the same vigor displayed by his predecessors, responding to questions, announcing the start of seasons and post seasons, and plugging sponsors in incineration announcements.  
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The Base changed hands several times over the course of the season, and a full list of it's travels is available here.  
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==Discovery of Parker MacMillan==
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===Underhanded===
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As fans began to unredact messages from the Library in Season 23, they uncovered the existence of [[Parker MacMillan]] appearing on the [[Alaskan Immortals]] in Prehistory. The implications of this discovery, specifically the [[Legendary]] status of Parker MacMillan and the naming convention of [[Replicas]], quickly lead fans to the conclusion that Parker MacMillan IIIII, along with his two predecessors, were replicas minted from the original Parker MacMillan.  
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As the season progressed, the effects of the Underhanded Blessing from the previous election began to take hold as [[Michelle Sportsman]] became the first player to achieve a negative ERA, ending the season winning 28 of her 32 games.
  
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MacMillan IIIII seemed to come to the same conclusion, quickly expressing his distress on the @Blaseball twitter account with a series of tweets.
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This was only the start of what was to come, as in the Giftshop that season teams were able to purchase an Underhanded cap, which resulted in a total of 17 pitchers across the league making use of the Underhanded modification, contributing to the league average ERA dropping form 4.5 to 4.1 between Season 19 and Season 20.
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[[File:PMM5 tweet - call me.png|450px|thumb|Joel reaching out to Parker after the replica discovery]]
 
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<blockquote>
 
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what<br/>
 
  
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no<br>
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===The Underbracket===
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With the passing of the Under Bracket in the Season 19 Elections, losing teams were now able to compete in a losers tournament, with the goal to lose enough games to un-lose the underbracket. Underbracket wins netted the team a Championship win on their team's info card, though it was unclear if these would be counted towards Evolution.
  
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what does that mean<br>
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The winner of the inaugural Underbracket was the ----, who lost....
  
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NO<br>
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===The Investigation Concludes===
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of Season 20, it was declared that the [[Investigation]] led by [[Liquid Friend]] and [[Uncle Plasma]] had concluded, and both players were pulled out of the league and Preserved.
  
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IMPOSTER<br>
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==Season 21==
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===Go Long===
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featured a desert, and was first reached by the [[Atlantis Georgias]] on Season 21 Day 74. When the team reached the 0 mark on the chart it prompted the following message from [[The Reader]]:
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<blockquote class="tarot">
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touch down<br />
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special teams<br />
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tumbleweed sounds<br />
 
</blockquote>
 
</blockquote>
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MacMillan even went as far as to lock the account temporarily, and on his return did not seem to be his usual upbeat self, replacing the standard #partytime messages that season with the following, before being chided for his unprofessionalism and returning to the previous standard format.
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This resulted in [http://www.blaseball0.com/ Blaseball0] being updated to show a large number of cacti, and revealed a [[blagonball]].  
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<blockquote>
 
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san francisco lovers #partytime<br>
 
  
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Yellowstone Magic Chicago Firefighters Charleston Shoe Thieves Miami Dale Dallas Steaks Tokyo Lift congratulations you're in #partytime<br>
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While was first visibly reached by the [[Ohio Worms]] on Season 21 Day 75, the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[New York Millennials]] each reached the corresponding level before the chart was visible. On both occasions, tweets from the [[Commissioner]] noted that he had heard a "strange noise" but not to worry about it, and the Gate on [http://www.blaseball2.com/ Blaseball2] appeared to be damaged. When the Worms reached the gate it prompted the following message from the [[Monitor]]:
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<blockquote class="squid">
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something smells fishy<br />
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woah<br />
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herring<br />
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my favorite<br />
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how did you know<br />
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good hunch
 
</blockquote>
 
</blockquote>
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This allowed players to upshell certain events to get Red Herrings, allowing them to unredact entries from Prehistory in the [[Library]]. This also resulted in [http://www.blaseball2.com/ Blaseball2] being updated to show a large number of Red Herrings bursting free from behind the broken gate.
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===The Library unveiled===
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===Parker MacMillan===
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==Season 22==
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===Semi-Centenial announcement===
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Vault and Rising Stars team
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Idol Board shennanigans
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===Pitching Machine 2===
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lmao
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===The Fifth Base (Continued)===
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Baldwin causes problems
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===Historical Replicas===
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Cote Loveless, Trader New Megan Ito, Phoenix Clare Ballard ect.
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==Season 23==
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===Party Favors===
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Blessings and Election format update for S23
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===Weather Report===
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Night and Jazz
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===Tie Game===
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===The Semi-Centennial===
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The Semi-Centennial proceeded as scheduled, despite the risk noted by many fans of the {{ModifInline|superwanderer|duration=permanent}} and {{ModifInline|firewalker|duration=permanent}} Parker MacMillan participating in a 50-inning game alongside the {{ModifInline|Trader|duration=permanent}} [[New Megan Ito]], who would in all likelihood attempt to steal MacMillan's [[The Force Field]], unleashing him into the ILB.
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This turned out to be only one of several dangers however, as during the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the [[Vault Legends]] approached [[Rising Stars]] players, who were either collected and Artificially Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade. Notably every player that the Vault legends attempted to heist was moved over with the exception of [[Rat Mason]], who the Legends attempted to steal three times, all unsuccessful.
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With the collection of [[Nicholas Mora]] during inning 29, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 100%, resulting in the explosion of Sun(Sun). The Boss appeared in front of the resulting [[Supernova]] to address the Fans, confirming that Yes, Sun(Sun) appears to have exploded. There is no reason to panic. The Semi-Centennial is henceforth Cancelled. The Result is a Draw. Don't forget to #Vote!
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After the game, players from the Rising Stars returned to their ILB teams in randomized positions. Players who had not been active prior to the Semi-Centennial, such as deceased or pre-History players, were sent to random teams. Vault Legends, including the recently Artificially Forged players, remained in the Vault and did not return to their prior teams or the Hall.
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===Necromancy, Evolution, and Melted Sundaes===
  
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As the original MacMillain joined the League in Season 24, MacMillan IIIII seemed to express some animosity towards him, frequently cheering when he was attacked by consumers in the Earlseason.
 
 
==Season 24==
 
==Season 24==
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As Season 24 began, both MacMillan and the Anchor mentioned concerns about strange noises and shaking, seemingly related to the recently created Supernova. As the [[Team Incinerations]] and eclipses carried on, MacMillan could be seen responding to the Anchor, as well as reaching out to [[The Microphone]]. Finally, during the Earlsiesta as the Supernova collapsed, Parker Macmillan IIIII became the first Commissioner to speak on the site, with the @BlaseballMic account retweeting his words, and sending them to be seen on blaseball.com. His short speech was as follows:
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===Parker MacMillan in the ILB===
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[[File:PMM5 tweet - call me redux.png|450px|thumb|Joel reacting to Parker's on-site appearance]]
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In [[Season 24]] of Internet League Blaseball The Force Field was stolen from [[Parker MacMillan]] by [[New Megan Ito]] during the [[Semi-Centennial]], Macmillan was once again able to super roam out of the vault and into the ILB causing new opportunities for teams to become unstable.
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<blockquote class="microphone">
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hello<br/>
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===Team Incinerations and Replacements===
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This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/>
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With [[Parker MacMillan]] and the new added weather of the [[Supernova Eclipse]], whole teams were now at risk of being of being incinerated. The first team to be incinerated was the  
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I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>
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On Season 24 Day 3, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] played the [[Philly Pies]] under a Super Nova Eclipse and were incinerated by a Rouge Umpire. Notably the Mints were not unstable, making this the first example of a non-unstable team incineration.
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I'm not sure what's happening<br/>
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I don't know if we can fix it<br/>
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The Mints were replaced by the [[Oxford Paws]].
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But I know [[Boss|She]] doesn't care what happens to you<br/>
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*Mints players [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Leach Ingram]] joined the Paws as a result of their Fire Eater modifications.
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She doesn't care where you end up<br/>
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It's not fair<br/>
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On Season 24 Day 12 the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] played the [[Baltimore Crabs]] under a Supernova Eclipse and were incinerated by a Rouge Umpire, chaining their instability to the Crabs.  
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You deserve a say<br/>
 
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But you gotta go fast<br/>
 
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Don't give up<br/>
 
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Help each other<br/>
 
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Get moving<br/>
 
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</blockquote>
 
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This triggered the [[Map]] to open up, allowing teams to steer themselves towards the End Zone of their choosing. MacMillan continued to cheer on teams from the @Blaseball account, instructing them to help each other, get to their end zones, stock up, do a skate trick, and eventually "run".
 
  
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At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the league received one final message from the [[Commissioner]] in the Expansion Era, as relayed by [[The Microphone]].  
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Due to the Fridays' {{ModifInline|squiddish|duration=permanent}} modification, they were replaced by the [[Carolina Queens]].
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<blockquote class="microphone">
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===The Map===
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did you hear that<br/>
 
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that big bang<br/>
 
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</blockquote>
 
  
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==The Short Circuits==
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===Blaseball is Nullified===  
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After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of [[The Microphone]]. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet.
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As the season progressed the Black Hole (Black Hole) grew and teams scrambled for safety until Day 99 when the entirety of the map was covered and Blaseball itself was nullified. An emergency alert then declared that the "Black Hole Black Hole burped" and "Blaseball was compressed by Gamma". Namerfeit appeared to announce balance paid credit extended, and Parker managed one last question, asking "did you hear that / that big bang"
  
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At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message:
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The Credits rolled on the Expansion Era, and leaving a message that Blaseball was elsewhere, and the teams Under Review would return.
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<blockquote class="microphone">
 
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uh<br/>
 
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testing?<br/>
 
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this is the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>
 
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I'm On Deck<br/>
 
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If you can hear me<br/>
 
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you are now participating in the cultural event<br/>
 
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of Internet League Blaseball<br/>
 
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I think?<br/>
 
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Betting on the First Day is Forbidden<br/>
 
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On the First Day, we Rejoice<br/>
 
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Then we Gamble<br/>
 
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uh<br/>
 
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Wake up play ball?<br/>
 
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</blockquote>
 
  
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==Tweets==
 
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The following Gallery displays some of Parker MacMillan IIIII's notable tweets from the @Blaseball account.
 
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<gallery mode="nolines" widths=300px>
 
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File:PMM5 tweet - intro.png|Parker's first tweet
 
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File:PMM5 tweet - partytime depression.png|After discovering Parker MacMillan
 
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File:PMM5 tweet - Anchor convo.png|The Anchor reaching out to Parker
 
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File:PMM5 tweet - microphone.png|Parker trying to wake up The Microphone
 
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File:PMM5 tweet - stock up.png|Warning teams to stock up-->
 
  
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pretender👁
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NO
 
NO
 
seriously I need this internship
 
seriously I need this internship
 
come on my mom will kill me  
 
come on my mom will kill me  
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i am the only #blaseball commissioner. the check mark means that this tweet has been verified as true
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i am the only #blaseball commissioner. the check mark means that this tweet has been verified as true-->

Revision as of 22:57, 2 January 2022

Season 20

Sun(Sun)

At the start of the season, Sun (Sun) remained visible on the standings page, with a gauge labeled as "pressure" that seemed to rise with every Run, Win, and Incineration in the league.

The Depth Chart

Season 20 marked the introduction of the Depth chart, which was was a way for teams to visualize where they fell along the league's levels. The Y axis of the grid represented a team's eDensity in relation to the League, while the x axis represented an unknown variable. The top of the chart featured a desert, while the bottom of the chart featured a number of clouds as well as the Gate that was seen on Blaseball2.

The chart was split across the middle with a line resembling the MVP line seen on the Idol Board, and teams moved closer to the Desert or Gate as their Credit Rating changed.

The Fifth Base

During the Season 19 elections, Jesús Koch received the Legendary Super Roamin' Fifth Base from the blessing of the same name, becoming Super Roamin' and roaming to a new team every 9 days.

On Day 38 the Fifth Base was placed down for the first time in The Oven and fans discovered the intricacies of the Legendary Item. A baserunner holding the The Fifth Base has a small chance of placing and stealing to the Fifth Base in the ballpark they are currently playing in, giving the ballpark  The Fifth Base modification and removing the item from the player. If a baserunner is standing on the placed Fifth Base, they have a small chance of stealing the base, giving them this item and removing the modification from the ballpark.

The Base changed hands several times over the course of the season, and a full list of it's travels is available here.

Underhanded

As the season progressed, the effects of the Underhanded Blessing from the previous election began to take hold as Michelle Sportsman became the first player to achieve a negative ERA, ending the season winning 28 of her 32 games.

This was only the start of what was to come, as in the Giftshop that season teams were able to purchase an Underhanded cap, which resulted in a total of 17 pitchers across the league making use of the Underhanded modification, contributing to the league average ERA dropping form 4.5 to 4.1 between Season 19 and Season 20.

The Underbracket

With the passing of the Under Bracket in the Season 19 Elections, losing teams were now able to compete in a losers tournament, with the goal to lose enough games to un-lose the underbracket. Underbracket wins netted the team a Championship win on their team's info card, though it was unclear if these would be counted towards Evolution.

The winner of the inaugural Underbracket was the ----, who lost....

The Investigation Concludes

of Season 20, it was declared that the Investigation led by Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma had concluded, and both players were pulled out of the league and Preserved.

Season 21

Go Long

featured a desert, and was first reached by the Atlantis Georgias on Season 21 Day 74. When the team reached the 0 mark on the chart it prompted the following message from The Reader:

touch down
special teams
tumbleweed sounds

This resulted in Blaseball0 being updated to show a large number of cacti, and revealed a blagonball.

While was first visibly reached by the Ohio Worms on Season 21 Day 75, the Seattle Garages and New York Millennials each reached the corresponding level before the chart was visible. On both occasions, tweets from the Commissioner noted that he had heard a "strange noise" but not to worry about it, and the Gate on Blaseball2 appeared to be damaged. When the Worms reached the gate it prompted the following message from the Monitor:

something smells fishy
woah
herring
my favorite
how did you know
good hunch

This allowed players to upshell certain events to get Red Herrings, allowing them to unredact entries from Prehistory in the Library. This also resulted in Blaseball2 being updated to show a large number of Red Herrings bursting free from behind the broken gate.

The Library unveiled

Parker MacMillan

Season 22

Semi-Centenial announcement

Vault and Rising Stars team Idol Board shennanigans

Pitching Machine 2

lmao

The Fifth Base (Continued)

Baldwin causes problems

Historical Replicas

Cote Loveless, Trader New Megan Ito, Phoenix Clare Ballard ect.

Season 23

Party Favors

Blessings and Election format update for S23

Weather Report

Night and Jazz

Tie Game

The Semi-Centennial

The Semi-Centennial proceeded as scheduled, despite the risk noted by many fans of the  Super Roamin' and  Firewalker Parker MacMillan participating in a 50-inning game alongside the  Trader New Megan Ito, who would in all likelihood attempt to steal MacMillan's The Force Field, unleashing him into the ILB.

This turned out to be only one of several dangers however, as during the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the Vault Legends approached Rising Stars players, who were either collected and Artificially Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade. Notably every player that the Vault legends attempted to heist was moved over with the exception of Rat Mason, who the Legends attempted to steal three times, all unsuccessful.

With the collection of Nicholas Mora during inning 29, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 100%, resulting in the explosion of Sun(Sun). The Boss appeared in front of the resulting Supernova to address the Fans, confirming that Yes, Sun(Sun) appears to have exploded. There is no reason to panic. The Semi-Centennial is henceforth Cancelled. The Result is a Draw. Don't forget to #Vote!

After the game, players from the Rising Stars returned to their ILB teams in randomized positions. Players who had not been active prior to the Semi-Centennial, such as deceased or pre-History players, were sent to random teams. Vault Legends, including the recently Artificially Forged players, remained in the Vault and did not return to their prior teams or the Hall.

Necromancy, Evolution, and Melted Sundaes

Season 24

Parker MacMillan in the ILB

In Season 24 of Internet League Blaseball The Force Field was stolen from Parker MacMillan by New Megan Ito during the Semi-Centennial, Macmillan was once again able to super roam out of the vault and into the ILB causing new opportunities for teams to become unstable.

Team Incinerations and Replacements

With Parker MacMillan and the new added weather of the Supernova Eclipse, whole teams were now at risk of being of being incinerated. The first team to be incinerated was the On Season 24 Day 3, the Kansas City Breath Mints played the Philly Pies under a Super Nova Eclipse and were incinerated by a Rouge Umpire. Notably the Mints were not unstable, making this the first example of a non-unstable team incineration.

The Mints were replaced by the Oxford Paws.

On Season 24 Day 12 the Hawai'i Fridays played the Baltimore Crabs under a Supernova Eclipse and were incinerated by a Rouge Umpire, chaining their instability to the Crabs.

Due to the Fridays'  Squiddish modification, they were replaced by the Carolina Queens.

The Map

Blaseball is Nullified

As the season progressed the Black Hole (Black Hole) grew and teams scrambled for safety until Day 99 when the entirety of the map was covered and Blaseball itself was nullified. An emergency alert then declared that the "Black Hole Black Hole burped" and "Blaseball was compressed by Gamma". Namerfeit appeared to announce balance paid credit extended, and Parker managed one last question, asking "did you hear that / that big bang"

The Credits rolled on the Expansion Era, and leaving a message that Blaseball was elsewhere, and the teams Under Review would return.


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