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{{Team|image1=[[File:LoversLogo.png|thumb|30x30px]]|division=Lawful Good|home_town=San Francisco|team_slogan=Let's go all the way!|emoji=💋|captain=[[Knight Urlacher]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/LoversBlaseball @LoversBlaseball]|stadium=[[The PolyHedron]]|rival=The Concept of Rivalries|friends=[[Boston Flowers]]|mascot=[[Meetcute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate]]}} | {{Team|image1=[[File:LoversLogo.png|thumb|30x30px]]|division=Lawful Good|home_town=San Francisco|team_slogan=Let's go all the way!|emoji=💋|captain=[[Knight Urlacher]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/LoversBlaseball @LoversBlaseball]|stadium=[[The PolyHedron]]|rival=The Concept of Rivalries|friends=[[Boston Flowers]]|mascot=[[Meetcute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate]]}} | ||
| − | The San Francisco Lovers are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Lawful Good division of the [[Good League]] based in [[San Francisco]]. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since [[Season 1]]. The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, [[Knight Urlacher]] | + | The '''San Francisco Lovers''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Lawful Good division of the [[Good League]], based in [[San Francisco]]. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since [[Season 1]]. The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, [[Knight Urlacher]]—the only current member of the roster to have any previous Blaseball experience. |
| − | The rest of the San Francisco Lovers team were sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is now made up of supportive partners, eager to encourage [[Knight Urlacher]] to pursue their dreams. Originally sponsored by [[Miguel Javier]]'s Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while | + | |
| − | == | + | |
| + | The rest of the San Francisco Lovers team were sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is now made up of supportive partners, eager to encourage [[Knight Urlacher]] to pursue their dreams. Originally sponsored by [[Miguel Javier]]'s Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, [[The PolyHedron]]. | ||
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| + | == Players == | ||
=== Batters === | === Batters === | ||
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==== Alumni ==== | ==== Alumni ==== | ||
| − | *[[Paul Barnes]] - Incinerated Season 3, Day 5 | + | *[[Paul Barnes]] - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 5) |
| − | *[[Miguel Javier]] - Incinerated Season 3, Day 11 | + | *[[Miguel Javier]] - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 11) |
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== Season Results == | == Season Results == | ||
| − | + | === Season 1 === | |
| − | * Due to interference from the opening | + | * Due to interference from the opening [[The Book of Blaseball]], history around the end of [[Season 1]] is vague and ephemeral. However, blaseball historians have collectively agreed that on Season 1 Day 98, the San Francisco Lovers held a record of '''38 Wins''' and '''59 Losses''' and placed 4th in the Lawful Good Division. Thanks to postseason artifacts discovered, we do know that the Lovers did not make playoffs. |
| − | * The San Francisco Lovers | + | * The San Francisco Lovers received no blessings at the end of Season 1. |
| − | + | === Season 2 === | |
[[File:Lovers Season 2 to Season 3.jpg|alt=Details of stat changes between season 2 and season 3 for the Lovers.|thumb|Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.]] | [[File:Lovers Season 2 to Season 3.jpg|alt=Details of stat changes between season 2 and season 3 for the Lovers.|thumb|Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.]] | ||
| − | * | + | * The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''29 Wins''' and '''70 Losses'''. They placed last in the Lawful Good Division, the Good League, and the Internet Blaseball League overall. However, they had a good time out there. |
| − | * The Lovers were blessed with performance enhancing demons despite having 0% of the vote. Speculation on the nature of the demons suggests that they may have been ''Succubi'', lured to the Lovers due to a kinship with the philosophies of the team. | + | * The Lovers were blessed with [[Blessing|performance enhancing demons]] despite having 0% of the vote. Speculation on the nature of the demons suggests that they may have been ''Succubi'', lured to the Lovers due to a kinship with the philosophies of the team. |
| − | * [[Kichiro Guerra]] was also blessed with BLOODLUST which manifested as a burning desire to bring ''True Love'' back to the world. | + | * [[Kichiro Guerra]] was also blessed with BLOODLUST, which manifested as a burning desire to bring ''True Love'' back to the world. |
* The Lovers were granted the fourth strike by decree. | * The Lovers were granted the fourth strike by decree. | ||
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== Notable Events == | == Notable Events == | ||
| − | + | === The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78) === | |
| − | * During the third game of the series against the [[New York Millennials]], The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. | + | * During the third game of the series against the [[New York Millennials]], The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher [[Fynn Doyle]] had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter [[Sigmund Castillo]] had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people." |
== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
[[File:LoversLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br /> | [[File:LoversLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br /> | ||
[[Category:Teams]] | [[Category:Teams]] | ||
Revision as of 14:24, 4 August 2020
The San Francisco Lovers are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League, based in San Francisco. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, Knight Urlacher—the only current member of the roster to have any previous Blaseball experience.
The rest of the San Francisco Lovers team were sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is now made up of supportive partners, eager to encourage Knight Urlacher to pursue their dreams. Originally sponsored by Miguel Javier's Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, The PolyHedron.
Players
Batters
- Kichiro Guerra
- Kennedy Meh
- Ortiz Lopez
- Don Mitchell
- Sigmund Castillo
- Knight Urlacher
- Theo King
- Helga Moreno
- Helga Burton
Pitchers
Alumni
- Paul Barnes - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 5)
- Miguel Javier - Incinerated (Season 3, Day 11)
Season Results
Season 1
- Due to interference from the opening The Book of Blaseball, history around the end of Season 1 is vague and ephemeral. However, blaseball historians have collectively agreed that on Season 1 Day 98, the San Francisco Lovers held a record of 38 Wins and 59 Losses and placed 4th in the Lawful Good Division. Thanks to postseason artifacts discovered, we do know that the Lovers did not make playoffs.
- The San Francisco Lovers received no blessings at the end of Season 1.
Season 2
- The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of 29 Wins and 70 Losses. They placed last in the Lawful Good Division, the Good League, and the Internet Blaseball League overall. However, they had a good time out there.
- The Lovers were blessed with performance enhancing demons despite having 0% of the vote. Speculation on the nature of the demons suggests that they may have been Succubi, lured to the Lovers due to a kinship with the philosophies of the team.
- Kichiro Guerra was also blessed with BLOODLUST, which manifested as a burning desire to bring True Love back to the world.
- The Lovers were granted the fourth strike by decree.
Notable Events
The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78)
- During the third game of the series against the New York Millennials, The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter Sigmund Castillo had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people."
Fan Art
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
