Orpheus Yardstick

[UNLOCKED]Shadows Player
This player was born in the Shadows, and has not seen active play. Please do not propose lore for this player until that time.

Orpheus Yardstick
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None None
Armor	None None
Pregame Ritual	Doing crimes
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	92
Soulscream	EOIHEEOIHEEEEIUIEEIUIEEOXEIEOXEIE

Orpheus Yardstick is a Pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters in the Shadows.

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