Difference between revisions of "Michelle Sportsman"

From Blaseball Wiki

m (Added Fanart)
m (adding nullified modification)
 
(6 intermediate revisions by 4 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{AutomatedPlayer
+
{{NewAutomatedPlayer
 
| title1={{{PAGENAME}}}
 
| title1={{{PAGENAME}}}
 
<!-- Use the filename with the file type, but without the File: or Image: prefix-->
 
<!-- Use the filename with the file type, but without the File: or Image: prefix-->
Line 7: Line 7:
 
<!-- Records: Basic information -->
 
<!-- Records: Basic information -->
 
| aliases= <!-- IN GAME NAMES ONLY -->
 
| aliases= <!-- IN GAME NAMES ONLY -->
| former=[[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], [[Baltimore Crabs]]
+
| former=[[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
| modifications=[[Nullified]]
 
| dates= Oct 23, 2020–present <!-- IRL dates active (ex. Jul 20 - Aug 31, 2020) -->
 
| dates= Oct 23, 2020–present <!-- IRL dates active (ex. Jul 20 - Aug 31, 2020) -->
 +
| hof_induction=Week 7
 +
| hof_vote=60.69%
 
| uuid=0cb44026-ebf0-4870-b98e-e620b0814808
 
| uuid=0cb44026-ebf0-4870-b98e-e620b0814808
 
}}
 
}}
  
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]]. Sportsman has played for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and [[Baltimore Crabs]].
+
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Sportsman has played for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Sportsman joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] as the Tacos' [[Season 11]] Playoff Birth.
+
Sportsman joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] as the Tacos' {{BetaSeason|11}} Playoff Birth.
  
On [[Season 18]], Day 3, Sportsman joined the Tacos' active roster in exchange for [[Fish Summer]] as a result of [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
+
On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 3, Sportsman joined the Tacos' active roster in exchange for [[Fish Summer]] as a result of [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
During the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]], Sportsman gained the {{ModLink|Underhanded}} modification as a result of the [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Underhanded''']] blessing.
+
During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, Sportsman gained the {{ModLink|Underhanded}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|'''Underhanded'''}} blessing.
  
Sportsman was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] during the [[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]] via the Breath Mints' '''[[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will.
+
Sportsman was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] during the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Breath Mints' '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will.
  
Sportsman was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jon Halifax]] during the [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]] via the Crabs' '''[[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, becoming a lineup player in the process. Sportsman was then immediately traded to the [[Seattle Garages]] in exchange for [[Fairwood Patchwork]] via the Breath Mints' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, becoming a pitcher again in the process.
+
Sportsman was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jon Halifax]] during the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, becoming a lineup player in the process. Sportsman was then immediately traded to the [[Seattle Garages]] in exchange for [[Fairwood Patchwork]] via the Breath Mints' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, becoming a pitcher again in the process.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
  
Line 33: Line 36:
 
==Journalist Notes==
 
==Journalist Notes==
  
The following is an excerpt from a handwritten draft of an article by an unknown journalist, found discarded near [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]] during the Offseason before [[Season 18]]:
+
The following is an excerpt from a handwritten draft of an article by an unknown journalist, found discarded near [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]] during the Offseason before {{BetaSeason|18}}:
  
 
<choose uncached="">
 
<choose uncached="">
Line 65: Line 68:
 
File:Michelle and Layna.png|Sportsman brushing alternated [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]<br />by @squirrel_saloli#6559
 
File:Michelle and Layna.png|Sportsman brushing alternated [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]<br />by @squirrel_saloli#6559
 
File:Michelle shortersneakier.jpg|Sportsman prepping a pitch, by [https://twitter.com/ShorterSneakier/status/1396946418015801344?s=20 ShorterSneakier]
 
File:Michelle shortersneakier.jpg|Sportsman prepping a pitch, by [https://twitter.com/ShorterSneakier/status/1396946418015801344?s=20 ShorterSneakier]
 +
File:Michelle tarot birbteef.jpg|Queen of Swords, by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1437947621059006467 @birbteef]
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
 
<references />
 
<references />
{{AutomatedPlayerNav|0cb44026-ebf0-4870-b98e-e620b0814808|garages}}
+
{{AutomatedPlayerNav|0cb44026-ebf0-4870-b98e-e620b0814808|}}
{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|mints|crabs}}
+
{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|mints|crabs|garages}}
 +
[[Category:Players with the Nullified modification]]
 
[[Category:Playoff Births]]
 
[[Category:Playoff Births]]
 
[[Category:Former Shadows Players]]
 
[[Category:Former Shadows Players]]
 +
[[Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees]]
 +
[[Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era]]
 
<br />
 
<br />

Latest revision as of 13:18, 23 February 2023

Michelle Sportsman was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Sportsman has played for the LA Unlimited Tacos, Kansas City Breath Mints, and Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Sportsman joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos as the Tacos' Season β11 Playoff Birth.

On Season β18, Day 3, Sportsman joined the Tacos' active roster in exchange for Fish Summer as a result of Al Pastor Memorial Park's Fax Machine.

During the Season β19 elections, Sportsman gained the Underhanded modification as a result of the Underhanded blessing.

Sportsman was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Lucas Petty during the Season β21 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

Sportsman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jon Halifax during the Season β22 elections via the Crabs' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process. Sportsman was then immediately traded to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Fairwood Patchwork via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher again in the process.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Michelle Sportsman is a British-Indian immigrant with a storied career in other splorts. Sportsman originally joined the Tacos in a coaching role, and after many seasons of the Tacos’ poor performance in blaseball, her background in physical therapy and coaching techniques has led to improved performance from the team. She is often seen disagreeing with Tacos’ team captain Mcdowell Mason during practices, though not on gamedays.

Sportsman is usually found wearing team issued tracksuits. She has perfect posture. Her teammates occasionally call her “team mom” as she tries to ensure each member of the team gets adequate rest and recovery. It is rumoured that her treatments have been a factor in the improved performances of Basilio Mason, Rat Mason, Yummy Elliott and Wyatt Mason IV.

Journalist Notes

The following is an excerpt from a handwritten draft of an article by an unknown journalist, found discarded near Al Pastor Memorial Park during the Offseason before Season β18:


rude to scare our guests like that!” she said. “Funny, though,” Vito Kravitz said, and pulled his signature sunglasses from somewhere and put them on as he walked off. When my heart finally stopped racing, I thanked Michelle Sportsman for her time. As I headed out, she’d already started talking to Rat Batson and Basilio Mason about adjusting the fit on Yummy Elliott’s uniform to give zir better range of motion.

Fan Works