Miami Dale
The Miami Dalé are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1. They currently play at Worldwide Field. They are managed by Mr. Wide, although he has only appeared in a silhouette form.
Players
Batters
- Caleb Novak
- Randy Dennis
- Jasmine Washington
- Murray Pony
- Logan Horseman
- Hahn Fox
- Raúl Leal
- Theodore Passon
- Farrell Seagull
Pitchers
Former Players
Incinerated
- Jenna Maldonado (Season 2, Day 23[1])
- Aldon Anthony (Season 2, Day 88[2])
Transferred
- N/A
Culture
The Dalé are natural partiers who appear to celebrate anything from winning, losing, and other team members blacking out. A popular pre-game ritual before Dalé games is to do a communal 12 lines of cocaine. This controversial act has been deemed rule-breaking by many fans, however the Umpires have gone on record that the practice is defensible as it's "pretty rad" and plausibly leads to decreased performance.
The Dalé mascot is Pitball. Its fans are known as la familia. As a consequence of the rampant cocaine abuse during games, the Dalé have been recognized by Miami-Dade County mayor Carlos Gimenez for greatly increasing the number of small businesses founded in the Miami area by members of la familia overcome with great ideas after line 8 or so.
Several hundred Dalé fans live communally in a South Beach-based high rise mostly abandoned by wealthy owners post-COVID-19. This started after a July 31st, 2020 game in which a wealthy fan who lived in the building drunkenly invited every member in his section to an afterparty, who then eventually occupied the other vacant apartments in the building after every door on the 30th floor was busted down in the festivities. This communal living situation has been praised as a potential model by local organizations usually unaffiliated with splorts like Food Not Bombs.
The official restaurant partner of the Miami Dalé is Taco Blell. Dalé players are known for drinking Blaja Blast as a refreshing and energizing splorts beverage during games, either plain or mixed with tequila. This embrace of Blaja Blast came from team members not wanting to associate themselves with Glatorade, which they consider a Gainesville drink.
Season Results
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Fan Art
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