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Revision as of 22:42, 31 July 2020
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their home stadium is an open meadow on the outskirts of town.
Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.
History
Blessing in Disguise
Finishing in third in their division after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.
Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, PolkaDot Patterson, undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The craven Baltimore Crabs won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher Winnie Hess.
Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.
Rivals
Other Information
Theme Song
Fans
Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.
Nicknames
- Minties
- Minty Fresh
- Fresh Death
Chants
- That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
- We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
- FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
- Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
Players
Batters
- Hewitt Best
- Dickerson Morse
- Whit Steakknife
- Grey Alvarado
- Rodriguez Internet
- Eizabeth Guerra
- Eduardo Ingram
- Boyfriend Monreal
- Marquez Clark
"Pitchers"
Former Players
Incinerated
- N/A
Transferred
- PolkaDot Patterson (To the Baltimore Crabs, end of Season 1)
Season Results
In Season 2, the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58.
Fan Art
- Boyfriend Monreal fan art by @dancienrew
- Boyfriend Monreal flashfic by kelpwater
