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| − | {{Team|image1=[[File:mintslogo.png]]|division=Lawful Good|home_town=Kansas City|team_slogan="Fresh Breath, Here We Come."|emoji=🍬|social_media=[https://twitter.com/kcbreathmints Twitter]}}The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their home stadium is [[an open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. | + | {{Team|image1=[[File:mintslogo.png]]|division=Lawful Good|home_town=Kansas City|team_slogan="Fresh Breath, Here We Come."|emoji=🍬|social_media=[https://twitter.com/kcbreathmints Twitter]|rival=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]}}The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their home stadium is [[an open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. |
Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great. | Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great. | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History== |
| − | === Blessing in Disguise === | + | ===Blessing in Disguise=== |
Finishing in third in their division after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever. | Finishing in third in their division after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever. | ||
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Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor. | Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor. | ||
| − | == | + | ==Other Information== |
| − | + | ===Theme Song=== | |
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| − | === Theme Song === | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4 Fresh by Kool & The Gang] | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4 Fresh by Kool & The Gang] | ||
| − | === Fans === | + | === Fans=== |
Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter [[Boyfriend Monreal]]. | Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter [[Boyfriend Monreal]]. | ||
| − | === Nicknames === | + | ===Nicknames === |
| − | * Minties | + | *Minties |
* Minty Fresh | * Minty Fresh | ||
| − | * Fresh Death | + | *Fresh Death |
| − | === Chants === | + | ===Chants=== |
| − | * That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) | + | *That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) |
| − | * MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! | + | *MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! |
| − | * We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap) | + | *We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap) |
| − | * Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll! | + | *Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll! |
*FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE | *FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE | ||
*Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend! | *Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend! | ||
*Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE | *Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE | ||
| − | == Players == | + | ==Players== |
| − | === Batters === | + | ===Batters=== |
*[[Hewitt Best]] | *[[Hewitt Best]] | ||
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*[[Marquez Clark]] | *[[Marquez Clark]] | ||
| − | === "Pitchers" === | + | ==="Pitchers"=== |
*[[Leach Ingram]] | *[[Leach Ingram]] | ||
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==Former Players== | ==Former Players== | ||
| − | ===Incinerated === | + | ===Incinerated=== |
*N/A | *N/A | ||
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], end of Season 1) | *[[PolkaDot Patterson]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], end of Season 1) | ||
| − | == Season Results == | + | ==Season Results== |
In Season 2, the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58.<br /> | In Season 2, the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58.<br /> | ||
| − | == Fan Art == | + | ==Fan Art== |
[[File:BreathMintsLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br /> | [[File:BreathMintsLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br /> | ||
| − | * [https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241484227960832 Boyfriend Monreal] fan art by @dancienrew | + | |
| − | * [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0a1qP_RJNo_rx8gUTGWjdNx32Kmf0N4MRYZEpNwhhM/edit Boyfriend Monreal] flashfic by kelpwater | + | *[https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241484227960832 Boyfriend Monreal] fan art by @dancienrew |
| + | *[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0a1qP_RJNo_rx8gUTGWjdNx32Kmf0N4MRYZEpNwhhM/edit Boyfriend Monreal] flashfic by kelpwater | ||
*[https://maxinesophiawolff.itch.io/batter-up-with-the-breath-mints Batter Up With the Breath Mints] twine game by kelpwater | *[https://maxinesophiawolff.itch.io/batter-up-with-the-breath-mints Batter Up With the Breath Mints] twine game by kelpwater | ||
Revision as of 23:55, 1 August 2020
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their home stadium is an open meadow on the outskirts of town.
Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.
History
Blessing in Disguise
Finishing in third in their division after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.
Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, PolkaDot Patterson, undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The craven Baltimore Crabs won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher Winnie Hess.
Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.
Other Information
Theme Song
Fans
Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.
Nicknames
- Minties
- Minty Fresh
- Fresh Death
Chants
- That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
- We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
- Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
- FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
- Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
- Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE
Players
Batters
- Hewitt Best
- Dickerson Morse
- Whit Steakknife
- Grey Alvarado
- Rodriguez Internet
- Eizabeth Guerra
- Eduardo Ingram
- Boyfriend Monreal
- Marquez Clark
"Pitchers"
Former Players
Incinerated
- N/A
Transferred
- PolkaDot Patterson (To the Baltimore Crabs, end of Season 1)
Season Results
In Season 2, the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58.
Fan Art
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
- Boyfriend Monreal fan art by @dancienrew
- Boyfriend Monreal flashfic by kelpwater
- Batter Up With the Breath Mints twine game by kelpwater
