Helga Moreno

Helga Moreno
Image courtesy of @electricgaunt, made with an editor created by @r4tist.
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Hyperventilating
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AA
Fate	76
Soulscream	EOEOXEOEOXEAAAUIAAAUIAAEAAAAEAAAAEAAIAEAAIAEEHAEIEHAEIE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her

Helga Moreno is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 23, Moreno's hitting ability was siphoned by Unlimited Tacos batter NaN in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 82, Moreno's pitching ability was siphoned by Baltimore Crabs pitcher Montgomery Bullock in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 105, in the bottom of the ninth inning against the Baltimore Crabs Moreno caught a flyout from Crabs hitter Forrest Best with the bases loaded, preserving the Lovers' 7-6 lead and preventing the first game of the Wild League Championship Series from entering extra innings or ending in shame.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Helga is a 5"9' tan humanoid woman with loose blond hair. She is popular among fans and always tries her best.

Helga has never been in the same place as her teammate Helga Burton. When questioned on fact she responded "We've just never been in the same room at the same time. It's a crazy coincidence."

Although most Lovers fans and players long insisted that Burton and Moreno were completely different and obviously had no connection, a persistent rumor held that the two Helgas were one woman changing her appearance. The truth was revealed by the Sclience Facts twitter account just before the start of season 4. Helga M. and Helga B.are, in fact, the same being; one person with two bodies usually referred to simply as Helga.

The fact that Helga M. and Helga B. were never been seen together, which was regarded as highly suspicious before their true nature was publicly known, actually is simply a coincidence.

Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include:

• One body, two blaseballers.
• Two blaseballers, one body.
• Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation.
• Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats

Trivia

As of Season 4, Helga Moreno has nearly identical stats to Helga Burton, although Moreno has one star higher in Pitching.