Gallup Crueller

Gallup Crueller
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Sep 17, 2020 - Present
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	49
Soulscream	XUEOXIIUEEOXUEOXIIUEEOXUEOXIIUEEOXUEOXIIUEEO

Gallup Crueller is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since Season 7, Day 67, replacing Sebastian Telephone.

Official League Records

Crueller joined the league on Season 7, Day 67, as a -star hitter for the Dallas Steaks, due to the incineration of Sebastian Telephone.

Biography

Crueller is a Polish-American woman created in a laboratory as part of a science experiment to create the ultimate Polish Blaseball player.

Crueller was made from a blend of the frozen DNA of Stan Musial, Alan Trammell, Phil Niekro, and Irena Szewińska. The goal of the experiment was to create a perfect Polish Blaseball being: A player with the hitting prowess of Musial, the slick fielding glove of Trammell, the crafty pitching arm of Niekro, and the raw speed of Szewińska.

Unfortunately, one of the scientists involved in her creation contaminated the lab with fried dough crumbs and powdered sugar, severely diluting the quality of her core DNA and leaving her hitting, pitching, and fielding skills severely diminished.

Szewińska's DNA survived the contamination in closest to original form, giving Crueller solid baserunning speed, though nothing close to the 7 Olympic medal winning and world-record setting sprinting ability of Szewińska.

While she did not turn out to be an across the board super-specimen, Crueller remains a capable, if not exceptional, player. And though the laboratory contamination limited her Blaseball skills, she was genetically blessed with a sweet personality and a fantastic braided hairstyle.

Her resilience, charm, and unbiased honesty make her one of the most reliable Poles in existence. Teammates and opponents alike often seek out her opinions to guide their own decisions.

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