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Revision as of 13:59, 19 November 2020

Espresso Machine is a pitcher for the Society Data Witches.


Official League Records

Espresso Machine joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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