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'''Dominic Marijuana''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
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Revision as of 03:29, 17 September 2020

Dominic Marijuana was a lineup player for the New York Millennials from Season 1 to Season 7, Day 59.



Official League Records

Debut

Marijuana joined the league in Season 1, playing for the New York Millennials.

On Season 7, Day 30, Marijuana siphoned some of Dunn Keyes' hitting ability.

On Season 7, Day 59, Marijuana was incinerated during a game against the Miami Dale while they were unstable.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Dominic Marijuana is the brother of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.

Survivor's Guilt

On Day 14 of Season 3, at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, Chorby Soul pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast, but was hit by it. There is wide speculation that the Umpire had taken umbrage with Dom's habit of smoking on field. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance in the rest of the season.

Statistics Scandal

Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter.[1] The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported"[2] to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.

When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."

Sponsorships

Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of BASETHIRST and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for New York Blittle League.

Gallery