Case Sports

Case Sports
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Mild Wings
Status	Shadowed
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Solitaire
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	71
Soulscream	AAEIEAAEIEAEHAAIEHAAIEUHAAAUHAAAUEUAAIEUAAIE

Case Sports is a lineup player for the Mexico City Mild Wings. Sports is currently in the Shadows.

Official League Records

Sports joined the ILB on Season 7, Day 107 as a hitter for the Mexico City Mild Wings, after replacing Miguel Wheeler due to incineration. Sports is also the first new player on the Wild Wings since the start of Blaseball in Season 1.

Season 9

At the end of Season 9 Sports was sent to the Wings's Shadows in return for Adkins Gwiffin as a result of the Disappearing Acts blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Case Sports is a well-groomed lawyer and a former member of the Wild Wings Legal Team. They were recruited at a young age by the Blittle League team when they saw their Blaseball potential. They graduated Summa Cum Laude and now are a practicing defense lawyer when not playing Blaseball.

Case Sports is blind. They spend lots of time researching the other teams’ play styles so that they can predict what the other team will do. Case also uses echolocation, or, as they like to call it, echolawcation, to great effect on the field and in everyday life. One of their favorite superheroes is Daredevil. They don’t understand the irony of this.

Case Sports can be seen either in a full suit or in their Wild Wings uniform. When they need to swap from one outfit to the other, they simply tear off their current outfit to reveal the needed one underneath. Case Sports spends a lot of money on the tailor. Both outfits have the same hat, a 40’s era Sam Splade fedora, and the same shoes, wingtip cleats.

Case Sports is handcuffed to a briefcase which they carry with them at all times. Said briefcase is used as a bat. The contents of the briefcase are unknown, though witnesses have testified that it occasionally chitters and squeaks. Rumors have surfaced that the briefcase contains the remains of one Miguel Wheeler, though this cannot be confirmed. The only thing known for sure about the briefcase is that it has the ability to confirm things with legal at any time.

Case Sports attempts to exude an air of mystery at all times. To aid in protecting their identity, they wear a mask which they have never been seen without. Being a registered lawyer makes them extremely easy to Gloogle, but Case still tries.

Case’s legal training bleeds into their actions on the field; they yell ‘Overruled!’ every time they get somebody out in the field, and their fans cheer ‘Sustained!’ whenever they get an RBI. Additionally, Case only steals bases when they have legal justification, though you cannot prove that Case actually stole the base. Saying so would be defamation of character.

Debut

Rumor has it that Case Sports was listening to the pivotal third League Championship Match against the Seattle Garages from their office when star batter Miguel Wheeler was incinerated during his final RBI single. Allegedly, they immediately ran to get permission from Guy Flieri to replace their childhood hero, and once getting permission, walked onto the field and announced 'I'm here to represent the plaintiff.'

During their first five games in the final two rounds of the playoffs, Case upheld Wheeler’s legacy with a home run, three RBI’s, and many incredible defensive plays to help win the Season 7 Internet League Championship. Upon winning, Case announced that his first case was closed and began to prepare for the next (and their first) season of Blaseball.

Relationships

Case seems to be less wild than the rest of the Wings due to their mysterious persona, but actually fits into the team quite well. Whenever Case gets new cleats, they announce it to the team dramatically, to raucous applause. They are very close with Wings pitcher Burke Gonzales due to their similar senses of humor and calmer personalities.

Cheers

When at bat: Case is on the Case!

When on base: Case on Base!

Makes an out: Overruled!

Scores an RBI: Sustained! :briefcase emoji:

Scores: Case closed!

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