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== Season Results == | == Season Results == | ||
− | Season 1: 57-40 as of Day 98. The results of the final 2 games are currently unknown. Entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the quarterfinals. | + | [[Season 1]]: 57-40 as of Day 98. The results of the final 2 games are currently unknown. Entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the quarterfinals. |
− | Season 2: 55-44, entered the playoffs as 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the Semifinals. | + | [[Season 2]]: 55-44, entered the playoffs as 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the Semifinals. |
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+ | [[Season 3]]: 50-49, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. | ||
== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
[[File:JazzHandsLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture): | [[File:JazzHandsLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture): |
Revision as of 04:46, 8 August 2020
The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.
The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season 3 is the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter.
Players
Batters
- Tamara Crankit
- Tot Fox
- Comfort Septemberish
- Aldon Cashmoney
- Baby Doyle
- Stephens Lightner
- Kathy Mathews
- Bevan Underbuck
- Hendricks Richardson
Pitchers
In Memoriam
- Alexandria Dracaena, incinerated 2:80, Discipline Era
- Ogden Mendoza, incinerated 3:23, Discipline Era, Uncertainty
Coach
The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".
Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on."
The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.
Fans
The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.
Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.
Rivalry
The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season 2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.
In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.
Season Results
Season 1: 57-40 as of Day 98. The results of the final 2 games are currently unknown. Entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. Lost 3-0 to the Philly Pies in the quarterfinals.
Season 2: 55-44, entered the playoffs as 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the Hades Tigers 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the Philly Pies in the Semifinals.
Season 3: 50-49, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League.
Fan Art
Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):
We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job