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*[[File:Blasphemy.png|thumb|''The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.'']]On Day 2, play was interrupted following the discovery of [[Peanut Fraud]]. Internet League Blaseball [[Umpire|officials]] have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the [[inevitability]] of blaseball, play has resumed; however the peanut cheaters have not come forward. This indignity shall live on forever in the memory of the [[Blaseball Gods]]. Following this moment, the Peanut Plague was replaced by ''[[Uncertainty]].'' This also marked the beginning of [[Flocks of Birds]] as a weather type, alongside Peanuts and [[Solar Eclipse]]. | *[[File:Blasphemy.png|thumb|''The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.'']]On Day 2, play was interrupted following the discovery of [[Peanut Fraud]]. Internet League Blaseball [[Umpire|officials]] have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the [[inevitability]] of blaseball, play has resumed; however the peanut cheaters have not come forward. This indignity shall live on forever in the memory of the [[Blaseball Gods]]. Following this moment, the Peanut Plague was replaced by ''[[Uncertainty]].'' This also marked the beginning of [[Flocks of Birds]] as a weather type, alongside Peanuts and [[Solar Eclipse]]. | ||
− | * During Blaseball downtime, all website display pages were replaced with a large rotating image of a Peanut; below which was scrawled in red text the word '[[Blasphemy|BLASPHEMY]]' in addition to a | + | * During Blaseball downtime, all website display pages were replaced with a large rotating image of a Peanut; below which was scrawled in red text the word '[[Blasphemy|BLASPHEMY]]' in addition to a string of letters in a dark-dark-grey color. Blaseball fans speculate that these letters represent recently [[Incineration|incinerated]] blaseball players. |
Revision as of 09:35, 4 August 2020
Season 3 of Internet League Blaseball began on Monday, August 3, 2020. The regular season is scheduled to end on Friday, August 7, 2020. The postseason is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8, 2020. The Internet Series is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8 2020. It is the second season of the Discipline Era, and the first season of the Peanut Plague. Following the day of Blasphemy, it became the first season of Uncertainty.
Ongoing Decrees
Following the Season 2 Election, the following decrees are in place for Season 3:
- Fourth Strike: All Batters on the bottom four teams of the previous Season's standings gain a Fourth Strike. It will take four strikes to strike them out, as opposed to three for every other team. The teams benefitting from a Fourth Strike are the New York Millennials, the Kansas City Breath Mints, the Hellmouth Sunbeams and the San Francisco Lovers.
- Peanuts: Peanuts
Standings
Postseason
Incinerations
- Rhys Trombone (Hellmouth Sunbeams) - Day 2, versus Seattle Garages
- Bennett Browning (Seattle Garages) - Day 4, versus Hellmouth Sunbeams
- Bryanayah Chang (Boston Flowers) - Day 5
- Juan Rangel (Philly Pies) - Day 5
- Paul Barnes (San Francisco Lovers) - Day 5, versus Dallas Steaks
- Miguel Javier (San Francisco Lovers) - Day 11, versus Chicago Firefighters
- Chorby Soul (New York Millennials) - Day 14, versus Charleston Shoe Thieves
Allergic Reactions
- Hendricks Richardson (Breckenridge Jazz Hands) - Day 11, versus Seattle Garages
- Rodriguez Internet (Kansas City Breath Mints) - Day 13, versus Los Angeles Tacos
- Grey Alvarado (Kansas City Breath Mints) - Day 13, versus Los Angeles Tacos
- Schneider Bendie (New York Millennials) - Day 15, versus Charleston Shoe Thieves
- Eduardo Ingram (Kansas City Breath Mints) - Day 15, versus Los Angeles Tacos
Notable Events
- On Day 2, play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud. Internet League Blaseball officials have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the inevitability of blaseball, play has resumed; however the peanut cheaters have not come forward. This indignity shall live on forever in the memory of the Blaseball Gods. Following this moment, the Peanut Plague was replaced by Uncertainty. This also marked the beginning of Flocks of Birds as a weather type, alongside Peanuts and Solar Eclipse.
- During Blaseball downtime, all website display pages were replaced with a large rotating image of a Peanut; below which was scrawled in red text the word 'BLASPHEMY' in addition to a string of letters in a dark-dark-grey color. Blaseball fans speculate that these letters represent recently incinerated blaseball players.
Election Ballot[1]
Decrees
The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.
Icon | Name | Effect |
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Eat The Rich: | Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season | |
Eat the Crust | 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams | |
Interviews | GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS | |
Late Stage | Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x | |
Blaserunning | Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs |
Blessings
Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name | Effect |
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Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table | Your team will become fully anticapitalist. |
Rigour Mortis | Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents. |
Evil Wind Sprints | The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning |
Bloodlust | URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team. |
Highway Robbery | The best player in the league joins your team. |
Headhunter | The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team. |
Vulture | The best player in your team's division joins your team. |
Pretty Plz? | Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15% |
Team-Building Exercise | Re-rolls your team's three worst players |
Summoning Circle | Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters |
Exploratory Surgeries | Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers |
Performance Enhancing Demons | Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall |
Pseudo-Thumbs | Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching |
The Rack | [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense |
Exile | Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back. |
Go Away | Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back. |
Election Results