Season 2

Season 2 marks the second season of Blaseball. Beginning after the opening of The Forbidden Book, this season marked the beginning of incinerations by the Umpires. It is also the first season to take place in The Discipline Era.

All games played in Season 2 featured a Solar Eclipse

Teams

Lawful Good

Chaotic Good

Lawful Evil

Chaotic Evil

Games

Full records pending

Incinerations

Postseason

Playoffs


The Good League	Record	The Evil League	Record
Lawful Good		Lawful Evil
Dallas Steaks	72-27	Hades Tigers	63-36
Chicago Firefighters	60-39	Philly Pies	61-38
Los Angeles Tacos	45-54	Baltimore Crabs	49-50
Kansas City Breath Mints	41-58	Mexico City Wild Wings	47-52
San Francisco Lovers	29-70	Hellmouth Sunbeams	37-62
Chaotic Good		Chaotic Evil
Boston Flowers	51-48	Canada Moist Talkers	55-44
Charleston Shoe Thieves	50-49	Breckenridge Jazz Hands	55-44
Yellowstone Magic	49-50	Houston Spies	46-53
Hawaii Fridays	45-54	Seattle Garages	46-53
New York Millennials	44-55	Miami Dalé	45-54

Teams that advanced to the playoffs are denoted in italics.

Postseason Bracket

Round 1

(Good 4) Shoe Thieves 0 - 2 (Good 1) Steaks

Game 1: (Briggs vs Griffith) Steaks win 4-1.

Game 2: (Bookbaby vs Herman) Steaks win 5-1.

Note: Shoe Thieves fans were reported holding a vigil outside Choux Stadium before the game. When approached for questioning, all fans responded "Burn the books."

Monstera’s single put the Steaks in front in the bottom of the 2nd, before the lead was doubled shortly after. The bases were soon loaded for Corey Ross, who promptly hit a single to make it 3-0. Monstera, up in the 3rd for the Steaks with no outs and runnes on first and third, walked to load the bases. August Mina soon faced Bookbaby, hitting a sacrifice fly to score Telephone. On the other side, Stu Trololol hit a single with no outs in the 5th, then another single followed to threaten Leach Herman for the first time. Trololol steals third, Gloom sac flies and Trololol comes home. First and only run for the Shoe Thieves, as Ramsey and Fisher immediately strike out to end the inning with a runner on base.

Workman Gloom strikes out for the Shoe Thieves in the 7th with a runner on third. Bookbaby is falling apart, but Monster hits into a DP with a runner on 2nd, who then advances to 3rd, but cannot score.

Game 3: (Prestige vs Manco): Shoe Thieves win 7-0.

Game 4:

(Good 3) Flowers 1 - 1 (Good 2) Firefighters

Game 1: (Simmons vs Peterson): Firefighters win 8-7.

Note: The Flowers jumped to a 5-0 lead in the first inning, but the Firefighters came back to take control late in the game.

Game 2: (Keyes vs Alvarado): Flowers win 5-3.

Isaac Rubberman’s triple put the Flowers on top with two runs in the 3rd, before a sacrifice helped nim reach fourth shortly afterwards. Margarito (sp?) Nava then hit a solo home run to make it 4. Rosa tripled in the 4th, scoring a run before Urlacher followed with a single, bringing them home. Roseheart follows, hitting Urlacher round to third, Poole then up but flies out.

In the 7th, Roseheart scores a runner and rounds to third for Paula Mason, one down. In the 8th, Suzanne sac flies out to Whitney for a Flowers lead. Jacob Haynes hits a solo home run to put the Flowers up 5-3 in the 9th and cap the game off, as the Firefighters can't muster a hit in the bottom of the inning.

Game 3: (Wilson vs Spoon):

(Evil 4) Jazz Hands 2 - 0 (Evil 1) Tigers

Game 1: (Harrison vs Owens): Jazz Hands win 6-3.

Game 2: (Forbes vs Meng): Jazz Hands win 4-1.

Hendricks Richardson’s triple followed by a sacrifice put the Jazz Hands ahead in the first. Fish Summer’s flyout put a runner on third with two outs for Violence in the bottom of the 3rd, who hit a single and then scored, making it 1-1, where it would stay for a good portion of the game. Patterson struck out and couldn’t bring a runner on third home. Duffy later walked to put runners on 1st and 2nd for Cookbook, who singled and - somehow - the runners ended up on 1st and 3rd. Morin struck out looking with one out. Aliciakeyes tasked with bringing the runner home but grounded out.

Summer walks with no outs in the 5th for Violence, but Castillo gets caught stealing third. Violence works the count but flies out. Runner on 2nd for the Tigers until Summer is also caught stealing third, ending the inning. Baby Doyle hit into a crucial double play in the 7th, and defense remained the theme of the game. Hands have runners on first and third for Underbuck in the 7th, who grounds out to Cookbook to end the inning. 1-1 still. Randy Castillo then hits a flyout to Doyle to bring Summer up with a runner on third, but Fish grounds out to Lightner. Violence walks in the eighth, before three straight Tigers ground out.

Lightner walks to put runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs in the ninth, before Mathews sends a three run bomb into the upper deck to put the Jazz Hands up 4-1. This is followed by three straight outs to give the Tigers a remote chance of coming back. Two Tigers ground out to bring up Aliciakeyes for the last out, who hits a single. Castillo up with a 2-0 series deficit on the line. Works the count well and singles to put a runner on third. Summer up. 2-0. 3-0. Grounds out to richardson and the JHs win with the tigers leaving two on base and the tying run at the plate.

Game 3: (Arias vs Mason): Tigers win 6-4, shaming the Jazz Hands.

(Evil 3) Moist Talkers 0 - 2 (Evil 2) Pies

Game 1: (Doctor vs Greatness): Pies win 5-2.

Game 2: (Notarobot vs Trombone): Pies win 8-7.

Haley’s sacrifice and Voorhees’ single pushed two runs across the plate in the first inning for the MTs, and although Dan Holloway pulled one back for the Pies in the 2nd, Hobbs Cain returned the lead to two runs in the 2nd. Violet then put Cain across the plate to put the Talkers up 4-1, before Hobbs made it five, still in the second inning. Firmly in control, Garbage doubled and stole third in the top of the 3rd for the Canadians, followed by a walk for Cain, but they were unable to take advantage and add to their lead. Rangel tripled for the Pies in the bottom of the 3rd, before scoring on the sacrifice. Pies 2 MTs 5.

Jessica "my wife" Telephone hit a solo home run in the 4th for the Pies, who were now 5-3 down. After a turn around most of the order, Dan Holloway’s single with no outs set the Pies up nicely for Mickey Woods and Telephone's third chance at bat. Woods forced a fielder's choice and ended up on 1st for Telephone, who grounds out in 4 pitches in a crucial moment. The Pies, thanks to Wilson, pulled closer in the 7th, but the MTs escaped the inning with the lead, and Alstott's solo homer makes it 6-4 shortly after. In the 7th, Voorhees misses a chance to seal the game with a runner on third, grounding out to end the inning. Down 2, Spears Taylor gets caught stealing third for the Pies in the bottom of the inning. Harrison singles to put a runner on third for the MTs in the 8th, before Cain scores a run. Violet strikes out with runners on first and second to sit the Talkers down up 7-4 at the top of the 8th. Mickey Woods sacrifices for a Harrison run to pull the Pies within two. Telephone hits a solo homer, her second of the game, to reduce the deficit further. Wilson is then walked on four straight pitches, and Kennedy Cena puts the Pies in front with a two run homer to give them a lead they would not relinquish.

Game 3: (Lott vs Dudley): Pies win 5-2, advancing to the finals.

Finals

TBD

Election Ballot

Decrees

RELEGATION
- The last place team in the league will be eliminated from the league, and replaced with a new team.
POPULAR EVOLUTION
- The team with the most fans will Evolve.
PEANUTS
- Peanuts
THE FOURTH STRIKE
- The bottom four teams in the league gain the Fourth Strike. It will take Four Strikes to strike out any batter on their team for the following Season and Postseason.
ENHANCED SHAME
- Rule Change: When a team is Shamed, they will be punished in the following game. Their next opponent will start with runs equal to the number of runs scored in the Shame period.

Blessings

PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DEMONS
- Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
YES PLZ!
- Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting
PSEUDO-THUMBS
- Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
WIND SPRINTS
- Run. +15% Team Baserunning
THE RACK
- [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
SEDUCTION
- Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team.
DEFECTION
- It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team.
BLOODLUST
- URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
GUNBLADE BAT
- A random hitter on your team will gain the Gun Blade bat, maxing out their hitting stats.
LITERAL ARM CANNON
- A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats.
SOUL SWAP
- They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players.
BLOOD SACRIFICE
- Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers.

Election Results

TBD